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Carol Dreams Of The Boss

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Carol Dreams Of The Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams
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Boss And Champ

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Boss And Champ - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Boss Gives Nicknamestif

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Waking The Boss

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Boss Chosen For Mars Trip

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Boss Writes His Autobiography

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Wally Inocculates The Boss

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Boss Trades Cryptocurrency

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Firing By Text

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Firing By Text - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #employment, #text, #smartphone, #fire, #remote, #workforce, #thumbs-up, #sarcasm

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boss: the best part of having a remote workforce is firing them by text. boss typing on smartphone. Boss: ted, you're fired. tap tap tap. catbert: it's done? boss: no, i also need to give a thumbs-up to his crying face emoji.

Loser Detector

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Loser Detector - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #invention, #losers, #accurate, #detection, #pings, #backwards, #sarcasm

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in meeting room. dogbert: i invented a device that can detect losers. boss: how do i know if it's accurate? dogbert: point it at a know loser and see if it pings. boss pointing it at employees: boss: hey! it knows ted is a loser! ha ha ha!!! it says dilbert and alice are losers too! and carol and wally too! ha ha ha!!! this thing is totally accurate! dogbert: you're holding it backward. boss: how exactly does it detect losers? dogbert: they're the ones who hold it backward.