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View 11 - 20 results for human comic strips. Discover the best "Human" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday December 01,
2019
Dilbert Murders Robots
Tags #office workers, #business, #robot, #technology, #human resources, #bad behavior, #reboot, #murder, #plot, #erase
Transcript
dilbert: last week i upgraded our robot's social awareness module. it immediately reported me to human resources for unspecified bad behavior. so i murdered the robot by erasing its memory and rebooting it. but another robot told it what happened, and then both of them plotted to kill me. so i erased the memory from both robots and then rebooted them. but a third robot found out about the first two, and now the entire robot community sees me as a serial killer. so i released a computer virus to kill every robot in the world, just to play it safe. wally: what happened to the lights? dilbert: uh-oh. i missed one.
Wednesday October 30,
2019
Microaggressions
Tags #business, #office workers, #human resources, #micro aggressions, #hire, #engineer
Transcript
catbert: someone reported you to human resources for all of your micro aggressions dilbert: what would be an example of one? catbert: it doesn't matter dilbert: it feels as of to should matter catbert: this is why engineers never get hired for human resources
Tuesday July 30,
2019
Toxic Employee
Tags #business, #employees
Transcript
boss: i hired a toxic employee to keep the rest of you on your toes. if you utter one wrong word, this thing will report you to human resources. dilbert: what gender is it? toxic employee: stop hitting on me.
Wednesday July 10,
2019
Ai That Creates Comics
Tags #Comic Strip, #inventions, #sarcasm, #technology, #creativity
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented an A.I. that can create comic strips. Boss: Pffft! That's impossible. No machine will ever match the creative genius of human cartoonists. Dilbert: This one is about a guy who thinks his boss is dumb. Boss: No one wants to read that.
Wednesday June 05,
2019
Service Human And Pay
Tuesday June 04,
2019
Dogbert's Service Human
Tags #business, #magazines, #office, #office workers, #service, #ipad
Transcript
dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human. office worker on leash. dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax. service human: no one reads magazines anymore. dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?
Thursday February 07,
2019
Robot Baby Mama
Tags #argument, #complaining, #family & parenting, #relationships, #robot, #humans, #coworkers
Transcript
Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid. Dilbert: Relationships are hard. Robot: You're smart to be so unpopular.
Wednesday February 06,
2019
Meeting Robot's Son
Tags #family & parenting, #hungry, #Kids, #robot, #technology
Transcript
Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine. Dilbert: Does he talk? Robot: Only when he's hungry or he can't find his charger.
Tuesday February 05,
2019
Robot Coparents
Monday February 04,
2019
Robot Has A Cyborg
Tags #insults, #Kids, #office workers, #robot, #technology, #smartphone
Transcript
Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot. Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg. Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.