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143 Results for Ideas
View 11 - 20 results for ideas comic strips. Discover the best "Ideas" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday June 24,
2019
How To Reduce Turnover
Tuesday May 21,
2019
Worthless Suggestions
Tags business, office, office workers, sarcasm
Transcript
ted: i notice you didn't incorporate any of my suggestions in your final draft. ted: it's as if you are saying my ideas are worthless. dilbert: i would never say that. ted: so you're saying my ideas are good? dilbert: let's not reject ambiquity so quickly.
Tuesday August 21,
2018
Wally Has An Idea For Carol
Tags carol, Wally, bike, compliment, insults
Transcript
Wally: I have a great idea for you. Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness. Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work? Carol: Die, monster!
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Friday March 23,
2018
No Good Ideas In Decades
Tags ideas, candid, ageism, conversation, speaking, talking
Transcript
Man: May I make a suggestion? Dilbert: Sure. Do you mind if I only pretend to listen because you haven't had a good idea in several decades? Man: That's fine. I was only looking forward to the part where I'm talking. Dilbert: Proceed.
Saturday February 17,
2018
Bad Analogies
Monday February 12,
2018
Worried About Dilbert's Mental Health
Tags asoks health, boss worried, brilliant ideas, misunderstand, too dumb, dilbert's mental health, called into question
Transcript
The Boss: Im worried about DIlberts mental health because his ideas are so bad. Asok: How did you rule out the hypothesis that his ideas are brilliant but you're too dumb to understand them? The Boss: Now Im worried about Asok's mental health too.
Friday February 09,
2018
Obvious Ideas
Tags copyright, ideas, thinking, stealing, intellectual property, originality
Transcript
Boss: People keep stealing all of my great ideas. Alice: Have you ruled out the possibility that you only think of ideas that are obvious? Boss: Hmm... I hadn't considered that. Alice: And yet it was obvious.
Thursday February 08,
2018
Someone Stole Phb's Idea
Monday January 15,
2018
Success Diminishes Other Guy
Tags ideas, diminshed, support, stab me, great deas, discussion, argument
Transcript
Ted: Your idea is great, but I plan to oppose it because I feel diminished by the success of others. Dilbert: Maybe you could support it now and then stab me in the back later. Ted: That's two great ideas you've had today. Dilbert: thank you.


