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177 Results for Ignorance (Knowledge)
View 11 - 20 results for ignorance (knowledge) comic strips. Discover the best "Ignorance (Knowledge)" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday June 03,
2016
Deciding Which Liar You Prefer
Tags choosing, choices, voting, election, Politics
Transcript
Boss: I can't decide if I want to vote for the liar with the budget plan that doesn't add up or... the other liar with a budget plan that doesn't add up. Dogbert: Have you tried using your ignorance to figure out which one is lying the least? Boss: Ooh, that could work.
Friday April 15,
2016
Intuitive Not Worthless
Tags managers, obliviousness, jobs, knowledge, understanding
Transcript
Boss: I'm not an engineer, so I don't know if you're doing the right things or not. And I can't watch you work, so I don't know if you're putting in any effort. Dilbert: That means you're totally worthless. Boss: I was going to say intuitive.
Friday February 05,
2016
Soulless Container Of Knowledge
Tags robots, artificial intelligence, emotions, humanity, feelings
Transcript
Robot: Wally asked me to scan his brain and download his thoughts so I can attend meetings on his behalf. Boss: But all you are is a soulless container of knowledge. Robot: That's all Wally is, too. Boss: Stop trying to alter my worldview. Robot: Well, look who doesn't like being programmed.
Monday December 07,
2015
Dna Kit Predicts Health Issues
Tags technology, future, death, prediction, health, reaction, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: I combined a DNA test kit with big data to predict a person's future health issues. That depressing knowledge caused every member of the test group to make risky lifestyle choices. Now half of them are dead. At the risk of bragging, that's exactly what my model predicted.
Friday December 04,
2015
Human Crossed The Road
Tags joke, humor, ignorance, technology, robot, power, conscience, sentience, obliviousness
Transcript
Robot: Why did the human cross the road? Dilbert: I don't know. Robot: Neither did he. Ignorance is a big problem with you people.
Thursday November 05,
2015
Carol Overschedules
Tags useless, laziness, work ethic, ignorance, trying, effort, club
Transcript
Carol: I understand you better than the others because I'm useless, too. Wally: I always thought you were trying to kill our pointy-haired boss by overscheduling him. Carol: I am. It just hasn't worked yet. Wally: That's not good enough to get into the useless club.
Wednesday July 29,
2015
What Advice Is
Tags help, gratitude, misanthrope, misanthropic, misanthropy, Advice
Transcript
Coworker: Want some advice? Dilbert: Why? Can your ignorance and poor communication skills solve my uncertainty? Coworker: You never know until you try. Dilbert: Sometimes you know!
Wednesday July 15,
2015
Advice
Tags ego, talking, conversation, Advice, insult, insulting, suggestion
Transcript
Coworker: Do you want some advice? Dilbert: Nope. Advice is just ego and ignorance disguised as helpfulness. Coworker: Then how will I hear myself talk? Dilbert: The supply cabinet has an awesome echo.
Thursday June 04,
2015
El Gato Leadership
Tags kissing up, brown nosing, delegate, wisdom, idiocy, leadership
Transcript
CEO: Remember, intern, you can't spell delegate without some of the letters of "El Gato." Asok: Your saying is ridiculous and yet I find it compelling because it came from a leader. CEO: No, it is I who have learned the most from your ignorance. Asok: That is so wise!
Monday May 04,
2015
Squirrel In The Large Hadron Collider
Tags criticism, obliviousness, ignorance, idiocy
Transcript
Boss: Your comments on my technology strategy are ambiguous. You compared it to a "squirrel looking for a nut in the large hadron collider." Dilbert: So..? Boss: How many nuts are in there?


