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596 Results for Managers
View 11 - 20 results for managers comic strips. Discover the best "Managers" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday June 04,
2021
Leadership Quality
Tags business, fire, managers & supervisors, firing, employees, stimulating, sociopath, strong, leader, difference
Transcript
boss: i find it oddly stimulating to fire employees. does that make me a sociopath or a strong leader? catbert: i take it from your question that you think those are different things.
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Monday May 31,
2021
Management Potential
Tags business, business ethics, managers & supervisors, stealing, credit, potential, chart
Transcript
boss reading paper: that's a great chart, ted. dilbert: actually, i made that chart a month ago, and ted stole it without giving me credit. boss to catbert: ted has management potential.
Wednesday May 26,
2021
Opposition Research
Tags business, business ethics, managers & supervisors, accomplishments, year, opposition, research, co-workers, ranking, employees, idea
Transcript
wally: it might seem as though i accomplished very little this year. and that's true. but i also have a trove of opposition research on my co-workers. boss: what? wally: ranking employees against one another was your best idea ever.
Monday May 24,
2021
Ted Is Great But Not Enough
Tags business, comparison, managers & supervisors, performance, employment, exceptional, fired, universe, sense, complain, reverse psychology
Transcript
boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired. ted: in what universe does that even make sense? boss: you also complain too much.
Tuesday May 18,
2021
Make Us Look Good
Tags business, managers & supervisors, press release, company, support, social, issues, complaining, awesome, research, appearances
Transcript
ceo: write a press release saying our company supports whatever social issues people are griping about lately. tina: does it matter which issues i pick? ceo: nah. just make us look awesome. tina: should i research the issues first? ceo: are you trying to not get the point?
Friday May 14,
2021
Bigot In Your Mind
Tags business, managers & supervisors, boss, marriage, avoid, bigot, mind, self-deception, real world, Win, hire
Transcript
boss: i hear you're marrying an elbonian man to avoid being called a bigot. but it doesn't work that way. you can still be a bigot in your mind, no matter what you do in the real world. dilbert: so... there's no way to win? boss: did i forget to tell you that when i hired you?
Friday May 07,
2021
Ceo Missing
Tags business, covid-19, managers & supervisors, technology, video call, ceo, pandemic, virus, lonely, zoom
Transcript
dilbert on video call. dilbert: has anyone herd from our ceo since the pandemic started? voices from the laptop: maybe the virus got him. no. not me. next frame has ceo thinking in another location: well, it looks like another lonely day of looking for the zoom button.
Tuesday May 04,
2021
Dick The Nemesis
Tags business, managers & supervisors, hire, nemesis, social media, bad, idea, doubt, science, workplace
Transcript
boss: i hired dick to be your workplace nemesis. you might know his work from social media. dilbert: this feels like a bad idea. dick: doubt science much? duhrr.
Monday May 03,
2021
Dilbert Gets A Nemesis
Tags business, managers & supervisors, files, nemesis, assigned, prevent, successful, job, loptop
Transcript
dilbert and boss on video call. boss: i checked my files, and i see no nemesis has been assigned to you. dilbert: why do i need a nemesis? boss: it prevents you from being successful enough to take my job. dilbert: okay, that makes sense.
Saturday May 01,
2021
Must Register To Date
Tags business, love & dating, managers & supervisors, company policy, human resources, new, dating, register, link, details, laptop
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: our new policy is that employees cannot date each other unless they register with human resources. this won't have much impact on my department because most of you are completely undatable. voice from laptop: ouch. boss: there's a link for details, but you won't need it.

