dilbert: Uh-oh...it's never good when we get mail from the benefits department.
"retire now or we'll invest your entire pension in haitian penny stocks.
Dilbert: Have you noticed a change in tone lately?
Wally: Little do they know Im a contrarian investor.
Dilbert points to the ground and says to Dogbert, "Look, a lucky penny in the street . . ." As Dilbert picks up the penny a car drives through the puddle in front of Dilbert and splashes him. Dogbert says, "A penny doesn't go as far as it used to." Dilbert is soaked.