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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, secreatry, reorgannounceent, already organized, employee of the week

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The boss hands Carol a piece of paper and says, "Carol, give everyone a copy of my reorg announcement." Carol looks at the paper and says, "They're already organized this way because I never distributed your last reorg announcement." CArol says, "Let's see your "employee of the week" do THAT!"

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Tags focus core bsuiness, core business change, misdirected failure, car gets flat, rotate tires, drive home

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Wally says to the Boss, "I don't understand how the new reorganization will help us 'focus on our core business.'" Wally continues, "Did our core business change? Or are you saying that EVERY reorg prior to this was a misdirected failure?" The Boss asks hypothetically, "Wally, when a car gets a flat tire, what do you do?" Wally answers, "Well, if I'm you, I rotate the tires and drive home."

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Tags headquarters, chucks looking unhappy, big guy, bad decisions, some bodies, changes will allow, core business

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The caption says, "Headquarters." Three executives sit at a conference table. One says to the man next to him, "Hey, Chuck's looking unhappy today. What's the problem, big guy?" Chuck says, "All of my bad decisions are catching up to me. Could we do another reorg to cover my tracks?" The third executive says, "Yeah, I've got some bodies to bury, too." Back at the office, the Boss reads a document aloud to Dilbert and Wally, ". . . These changes will allow us to focus on our core business." Wally walks away saying, "Whoa! Let me get my reorg boots."