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407 Results for Sales Person
View 11 - 20 results for sales person comic strips. Discover the best "Sales Person" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 26,
2019
Magazine Article
Tags #business, #publication, #salesman, #advertisement, #best, #company, #decision
Transcript
magazine salesman: our publication is considering naming your company one of the best places to work. on a totally unrelated topic, our sales team will be contacting you about buying lots and lots of advertisements. boss: and if we don't? magazine salesman: who would want to work at a company that makes such bad decisions?
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Thursday December 19,
2019
Not Fair
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #work from home, #fairness, #power
Transcript
tina: i hear we are not allowed to work from home because it doesn't satisfy your sick need to wield power over us in person. boss: that's not fair. tina: is it accurate? boss: let's stick with "not fair."
Monday November 25,
2019
Reporting To Two Managers
Tags #managers & supervisors, #reporting, #vp of sales, #project, #business, #hate
Transcript
boss: dilbert, you'll be reporting to the vp of sales for the new project. you will also be reporting to me as usual. dilbert: congratulations on making me hate my job more than ever. boss: and you said it couldn't be done.
Monday October 28,
2019
Business Agility Influencer
Tags #office workers, #business, #agility, #solution, #meaningless, #useless
Transcript
ted: hi, i'm a business agility influencer and solutionist wally: i don't think that means anything ted: why are you the first person to spot that? wally: because i'm useless too!
Monday October 21,
2019
Busy To Mentor
Tags #business, #criticism, #managers & supervisors, #mentor, #busy
Transcript
boss: i'm sorry i've been too busy to mentor you lately. dilbert: were you mentoring me before? boss: kind of. i was criticizing you in my mind. dilbert: i think it made me a better person.
Saturday September 28,
2019
Ron Moore
Tags #business, #employees, #insults, #jokes, #mistake, #sales, #customers
Transcript
Ron: Hi, I'm Ron Moore. Dilbert: Heh-heh. That's funny, because if you say your last name first, you're a "Moore, Ron". Okay, now I get why you never take me on sales calls.
Tuesday September 10,
2019
Cause Of Unhappiness
Tags #criticism, #happiness, #office workers, #research, #sarcasm
Transcript
Dilbert: I did a study of what makes people unhappy. It turns out that the primary cause of unhappiness is "other people". Alice: That's dumb. Dilbert: Said the other person.
Thursday July 25,
2019
Employee Engagement Survey
Tags #business, #employees, #managers & supervisors
Transcript
boss: the employee engagement survey results are in. aaand...not a single person answered the survey. looks like we have room to improve. dilbert: have you considered bribery?
Wednesday June 19,
2019
Did You Get My Email
Tags #business, #email, #managers & supervisors, #office, #talking
Transcript
the boss: did you read my email? dilbert: yes. dilbert: are you aware that email is a substitute for talking in person? the boss thinking: i thought i heard something about that.
Thursday May 23,
2019
Your Quote Is High
Tags #business, #computer software, #office, #sales, #sales personnel, #quote
Transcript
dilbert: your quote is a bit high. can you do it cheaper? salesman: yes, we offer a low-cost option that involves me talking about the software, but you can't have it. dilbert: what would be the point of that? salesman: you're the one who brought it up.