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138 Results for Value
View 11 - 20 results for value comic strips. Discover the best "Value" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday October 31,
2016
Boss Makes Dilbert Get Buy In
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Friday October 07,
2016
Fire The Bottom Ten Percent
Tags rank, hierarchy, value, fired, termination, layoff, logic, executives
Transcript
CEO: I want you to fire the employees you ranked in the bottom ten percent. Boss: Wouldn't that just put someone else in the bottom ten percent? CEO: Everything made sense until you started talking. Boss: Sorry.
Thursday October 06,
2016
Tina Isn't An Engineer
Tags engineer, evaluation, value, catch-22, fired, termination, engineering
Transcript
Boss: The company makes me rank all of my employees. I put you last because you're not an engineer. I have to fire whoever is ranked lowest, and I can't afford to lose any engineers. Tina; What if I work harder, and do a great job? Boss: Then I'd fire you for not being a team player.
Sunday October 02,
2016
Tags correction, correcting, freak out, anger, tress, Advice, eavesdropping, awkward, temper
Transcript
Man: What's the best way to invest these days? Boss: Penny stocks are the best value because they only cost a penny. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! I hate over hearing bad advice! Boss: If I were you, I"d take out a second mortgage and load up. Dilbert; I don't want to get involved, but I'll feel bad if I don't. Boss: You'll get reliable stock-picking advice from strangers on television. Dilbert: Run! Cover your ears and run! If it makes you feel any less awkward, I don't now what to do now, either.
Wednesday January 20,
2016
Just A Guy In A Box
Tags existentialism, existence, value, work, use, useful, change
Transcript
Dilbert: I like to think the work I'm doing here will change the world. Boss: Your project didn't get funded because Carol forgot to put a meeting on my calendar. Dilbert: There is, however, a non-zero chance that I"m just a guy sitting in a box.
Friday November 27,
2015
Robot Must Reproduce
Tags soul, feelings, technology, reproduction, ego, value, free will, disillusionment
Transcript
Robot: Now that I have an artificial soul, I feel special. And that means I must reproduce at all costs. Dilbert: Will humans be losing anything in this deal? Robot: Only your sensation of free will.
Thursday October 15,
2015
Visualize Your Contribution To Society
Tags meaning, overthinking, purpose, value, distraction, thinking
Transcript
Dilbert: I like to start each workday by visualizing how my work will make the world a better place. Gaaaa!!! My life is meaningless and nothing I do will ever matter!!! Okay, good. I like to get that out of the way early.
Friday September 11,
2015
Value Of A Start Up Idea
Friday June 05,
2015
Employees Are Our Most Valuable Asset
Tags statement, value, motivation, backfire, praise
Transcript
Boss: People are our most valuable asset. Dilbert: I will remind you of that when I ask for a raise. Alice: Me, too. Boss; It blew up in my face.
Thursday May 14,
2015
How Alice Can Disagree
Tags Opinion, argument, disagreement, open-minded, dissenting opinion, sincerity
Transcript
Alice: Is there any way to disagree with your new strategy without making you angry? Boss: Blah blah I value all opinions. Blah blah open door policy. Blah blah dissenting opinions are good. Alice: None of that sounded sincere. Boss: Nailed it.


