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98 Results for Walls Letter
View 11 - 20 results for walls letter comic strips. Discover the best "Walls Letter" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday October 12,
2008
Tags arrange demo, gave demo, letter of intent, potential customer, slap yourself, won't succeed, 40 million
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Would it be okay if I talked to a potential customer?" The Boss says, "No. You're not in sales. I need you to focus on your project." Dilbert says, "I already talked to them. Is it okay if I arrange a demo?" The Boss says, "No. Only the sales teams arrange demos." Dilbert says, "I already gave the demo." Dilbert says, "Is it okay if I convince them to buy $40 million of our product?" The Boss says, "No, because you won't succeed." Dilbert says, "Here's their letter of intent." The Boss says, "You shouldn't slap yourself now." Dilbert says, "Yes I... wait. Nice try."
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Saturday May 31,
2008
Tags company news letter, compile beta test, in memorium, newsletter
Transcript
The Boss: Wally, are you busy? Wally: Yes, I'm reading the 'In Memoriam' section of our company newsletter." The Boss: When you're done, can you compile the beta test results?" Wally: Sure. Just as soon as I get the data from... Larry."
Tuesday February 19,
2008
Tags scary guy, electric cubicle, scare off .coworkers, keith richards effigy
Transcript
Dogbert's Electric Cubical Walls Asok: I have a leaner. I want to stun him but not kill him. Dogbert: I recommend our Keith Richards model. Asok: Maybe I should dial it back a little."
Saturday May 05,
2007
Wednesday August 23,
2006
Wednesday April 27,
2005
Tags slight promotion, pay same, cucblice larger, shaving the walls
Transcript
The Boss: "Asok, I decided to give you a slight promotion!" Asok: "Gasp! A slight promotion!" The Boss: "The pay will be the same but you can make your cubicle slighlty larger by shaving the ragged fabric on the inside walls." "Your new title is spelled just like the old one but it's pronounced totally differently." "ZZZZZ"
Friday January 28,
2005
Tags response to letter, apologize, admits error, starting war, mean spirit, hating minorities
Transcript
Carol: "Hey, I got a response from the newspaper columnist I reamed for misusing the word "dongle."" ""Dear Nutbag... Link to a dictionary..." Um... Oops... It appears that I was wrong." "Now do you apologize?" "Plan B: I accuse him of hating minorities."
Thursday January 27,
2005
Tags scathing letter, coulmnist, dongle, vebal superiority, feel alive, dear nutbag
Transcript
Carol: I just fired off a scathing letter to a columnist for misusing the word "dongle". Im intoxicated with the feeling of verbal superiority. My sad life has meaning , I feel alive! The columnist: Dear Nutbag, Thanks for the input, Heres a link yo a dictionary, I await your apology
Monday November 15,
2004
Tags product development, brain storm ideas, boredom, chocolate cake, after lunch, roast beef mittens
Transcript
Product development The boss: first we'll cover the walls with brain storm ideas. How about something that turns boredom into chocolate cake? The Boss: I should have done this after lunch. Roast beef mittens?
Monday August 30,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, cubicles, open plan, special class, transition, invisible walls, business
Transcript
CAtbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert: cubicles are too expensive. we're moving to an open plan, You'll attend a special classy to ease your transition. Wally: its like he's in a cubicle with invisible walls!