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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #tina tech writer, #downsized, #merger, #experiment, #bleed like engineers, #science

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Caption: "Tina the tech writer." Tina says to The Boss, "Why must the tech writers be down-sized after the merger?" Tina says, "If you prick us, do we not bleed like engineers?" The Boss says to Dilbert in front of Tina, "What kind of experiment?"

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Tags #tina trains, #new boss, #uniformed decions, #sociopathic ego maniac, #like to fidget

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Tina trains her boss Tina: You'll find me in this chair. doing real work. Tina: your job, as I understand it, is to make uninformed decisions and act like a sociopathic egomaniac, Tina: you'll usually stand like this. I also like to fidget and harrumph.

Tina Spreads Rumors About Dilbert

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Tina Spreads Rumors About Dilbert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #rumor mill, #rumors, #freak accident, #naked, #vacuuming, #spread rumors, #coffee machine, #gossip, #office, #self preservation

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Tina: I heard you had a freak accident while vacuuming your house naked. Dilbert: That's a rumor. I don't know how that stuff spreads. Tina: Now I feel a little bad that I told thirty people.

Tina Interviews Wally For Article

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Tina Interviews Wally For Article - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #deception, #economist, #fraud, #interview, #jargon, #lying, #website, #total fraud, #technology

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Wally The Economist. Tina: I have to interview you for our website. And since you are a total fraud as an economist, why don't we skip the interview and I'll invent some quotes from you? Wally: That sound economical. Tina: Don't even try.

Tina Strings Economic Words Together

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Tina Strings Economic Words Together - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #economist, #economy, #deception, #jargon, #prediction, #stock market, #recession, #money

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Wally The Chief Economist. Tina: My interview with you is live on the website. Nothing you said made sense, so I strung together a bunch of economic jargon and called it your forecast. One Month Later. Computer: Only one economist accurately predicted when this bubble would burst. Dilbert: Uh-oh.

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Tina Can't Compete With Smartphone

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Tina Can't Compete With Smartphone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #conversation, #distraction, #attention, #technology, #stimulation, #frustration, #smart phone, #cell phone, #social, #socialization, #etiquette & ethics, #social skills

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Tina: I want to go to lunch. Dilbert: I don't see how that can work. Your conversation skills can't compete with the stimulation I can get from my smartphone and my smartwatch. Tina: I would scowl at you if I could get your attention. Dilbert: Ooh!

Tina Gost Writes About Success

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Tina Gost Writes About Success - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #humility, #insult, #humble, #ghostwriter, #biography, #Advice, #business

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Boss: Tina, a business publication asked me to write an article about success. I need you to ghostwrite it. Make me look wise, yet humble at the same time. Tina: "Hire employees that are smarter than you. In my case, that includes all adults, most children, and an alarming number of dolphins.

Loud Howard And Tina Have A Romance

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Loud Howard And Tina Have A Romance - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #romance, #relationships, #dating, #secret, #speaking, #loud, #shouting

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Loud Howard. Tina: We must keep our office romance a secret. Howard: I won't tell anyone about us, Tina!!!! Dilbert: You have a bad case of Loud Howard hair. But what does the extra spittle mean? Hmmm... Tina: Grrrr...

Wally Sees Tina On Tinder

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Wally Sees Tina On Tinder - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Wally: Hey, I saw you on Tinder. Tina: Please don't say anything else. Please don't say anything else. Wally: I swiped left. Tina: Gaaa!

Tina Wants A Work Husband

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Tina Wants A Work Husband - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #marriage, #Women, #nagging, #wife, #wives, #criticism, #yelling, #relationships

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Tina: I'm in the market for a "work husband." Do you have a "work wife" yet? Dilbert: I'm not sure. Alice criticized me a lot. Does that count? Tina: That's all I wanted to do, too. Dilbert: Okay, but don't let Alice find out.