Dilbert: That's my plan. Now I'd like to open the floor to your soul-crushing negativity.
Jesus: You have written humanity's final chapter!"
Tina: Darkness stalks us!" "I'll never know love!"
Man: Anticipating it didn't help.
Alice: Our product pipeline looks dismal.
Boss: It's always darkest before the dawn.
Alice: You're comparing product development to the solar system. I don't know what to do with that.
Boss: What would Jesus do?