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15 Results for Blamed Victime
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Sunday February 13,
2005
Tags erased data base, laptop, prototype, blamed boss, set up boss, erased, screamed
Transcript
Asok: "La-la-la-la-la... oops." "I inadvertently erased our entire customer database and all of the backups." "How can I explain this to our pointy-haired boss?" "Grab your laptop and follow me." "It's only a prototype. So whatever you do, don't touch anything." "GAAa!!! YOU ERASED THE CUSTOMER DATABASE!!" "ALL OF THE BACKUPS, TOO, YOU STUPID, STUPID #*@!*!" "I should've stopped before #*@!*!"
Saturday October 15,
2016
Blame Rolls Downhill
Tags blame, responsibility, management
Transcript
Boss: Our CEO blamed the Sales department for our low revenue. Sales blamed Marketing and Marketing blamed Engineering. Guess why I'm here. Dilbert: To shield me from unfair accusations?
Wednesday October 26,
2016
Sales Is Blaming Marketing
Tags sales, responsibility, blame, business
Transcript
Boss: Our salespeople are blaming Marketing for the low demand. Marketing is blaming Engineering for making a product no one wants. So I blamed our customers for misleading us about their needs. Asok: Now I don't feel so bad about our price-gouging.
Monday December 19,
2016
Who's Turn To Lie
Wednesday December 27,
2017
Winning Design Awards
Tags design, fragile, cell phone, crack, screen, evil, technology
Transcript
Boss: 100 percent of our smartphone buyers dropped and broke their phones within one minute of unboxing them. Despite our slippery materials and brittle design, customers blamed themselves. And we won seven prestigious design awards. CEO: Yes!
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