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13 Results for Bullet
View 11 - 13 results for bullet comic strips. Discover the best "Bullet" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday February 22,
2010
Tags #meeting, #powerpoint, #waste time, #slow motion, #read, #project emu, #tie, #pull, #yank, #strangle, #business
Transcript
Man says, "I could've e-mailed you my powerpoint deck, and you could have read it in five minutes." Man says, "But I prefer making you sit here for an hour while I read each bullet point in slow motion." Man says, "P-o-i-n-t n-u-m-b-e-r o-n-e?" Wally says, "Yank this as hard as you can."
Monday February 02,
2009
Tags #interview, #job, #running, #questions, #economy, #business, #Sports
Transcript
Job interview Dogbert says, "Would you take a bullet for the team?" Dilbert says, "Um?sure." Dogbert says, "Good. The team is already at the firing range waiting for you." Zing Zing Zing Dilbert thinks, "Stupid weak economy!"
Tuesday August 19,
2014
Tags #contracts, #lawyers, #porposal, #incomprehensible document, #complexity
Transcript
Boss: Your proposal with the three bullet points looks good to me. I'll ask my lawyers to turn it into an incomprehensible nine-page document that introduces complexity risks for... no... reason. Can I get back to you in the year 2018? Man: Stop making me cry!
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