Dilbert: How can I create a marketing campaign if my boss doesn't give me any resources?
Dogbert: "Try giving free samples to people who look like celebrities."
Dilbert: "And you would be?"
TRUMP: "Donald trump. Give me some free stuff."
Boss: We need to regain customer trust after our exploding phone fiasco. Dogbert: You need a celebrity endorsement. People trust celebrities with their life-and-death decisions. Maybe a famous cartoonist. Boss: I don't see how that could go wrong. Narrator: Continued...