Dilbert: I don't know how you are stress-free when we have so much work to do. Wally: It's all about understanding percentages. No matter how hard you work, you will never finish even two percent of what needs to be done. The financial rewards of doing two percent of your work are identical to doing none. It's also a good idea to volunteer for several projects so everyone thinks you're working on the other ones. Your problem is that you're doing actual work for no good reason. Dilbert: My problem is that I'm doing your work plus my work! Wally: It's only two percent more work, you whiner.
boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed.
dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left.
office worker: what?
dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.