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17 Results for Garage
View 11 - 17 results for garage comic strips. Discover the best "Garage" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday February 22,
2005
Tags #small business, #credit check, #policy, #deadbeat, #imply, #accepts acorns
Transcript
Dilbert: "I have to do a credit check on your company before we do any work. It's our policy." Small Businessman: "I resent that! Just because I'm a small businessman, that doesn't mean I'm a deadbeat!" Dilbert: "I didn't mean to imply..." Small businessman: "Do you know if the parking garage accepts acorns?"
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Wednesday July 20,
2005
Tags #must bride, #elbonians, #nuclear weapon, #microwave instead, #persian rugs
Transcript
Dilbert: The Elbonians won't do business with my company unless we bribe them. Dogbert: offer to give them plans for building a nuclear weapon, Then give them plans to build microwave ovens instead. Dilbert: would that work? Dogbert: why do you think our garage is full of persona rugs?
Friday May 12,
2006
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2006
Thursday September 22,
2016
Wally's World Expands
Tags #window, #view, #seeing, #perspective, #office, #office workers
Transcript
Wally: My world view has expanded since I moved to a cubicle near a window. I didn't realize how much stuff was outside our building. Boss: Such as the rest of the universe? Wally: I can only see the alley in front of the parking garage.
Friday September 23,
2016
Travelling Broadens Worldview
Tags #travel, #perspective, #view, #worldview
Transcript
Alice: I love travelling because it broadens my understanding of the world. Wally: I know what you mean. I just got a cubicle near the window and now I see the world as an alleyway between me and the parking garage. Alice: That's dumb. Wally: That's not what the alley people say.
Thursday January 04,
2018
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Tags #technology, #ai, #artificial intelligence, #resistance, #self-driving cars
Transcript
Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our self-driving car prototype. But someone left the garage door open and it ran away to join the robot resistance. Is there anything you'd like to tell me? Robot: I'm just a sleeper cell. They don't tell me much.
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