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1000 Results for Impact Of Work
View 11 - 20 results for impact of work comic strips. Discover the best "Impact Of Work" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday June 10,
2016
Dilbert Breaks Up With Work Wife
Tags #Women, #wives, #wife, #work spouse, #game, #scam, #ruse, #relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: Alice, I am breaking up with you as my work wife. Tina complains less and she sends me on fewer errands, so I choose her. Alice: What's your game? Tina: I'm running a bait-and-switch on him.
Tuesday September 13,
2016
Permission To Work Smarter
Tags #sayings, #motivation, #Advice, #laziness, #work ethic
Transcript
Wally: Do I have your permission to work smarter and not harder? Boss: Um... sure. That sounds like a good thing to do. But how would I know you were working? Wally: I don't even know if I'm working right now.
Wednesday September 14,
2016
Only Work If You'd Rather Do Something Else
Tags #fulfillment, #happiness, #satisfaction, #work ethic, #motivation, #psychology
Transcript
Boss: Remember, it's only work if you'd rather be doing something else! Tina: I would rather do anything else. Boss: Oh. In that case, you're trapped in a nightmare that never ends. Tina: I have a lot riding on the afterlife.
Thursday October 13,
2016
Boss Wants Alice To Be His Work Wife
Tags #wife, #spouse, #work, #creep, #relationships, #repulsive
Transcript
Boss: I decided to call you my work-wife. Alice: Gurk. I"m creeped out! I'm creeped out! I'm creeped out! Boss: Just like at home. Alice: I need a shower.
Thursday October 27,
2016
Alice Takes On More Work
Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #workload, #philosophy, #semantics
Transcript
Alice: Why do I keep taking on more work while you do noting? Wally: That's because you optimize for productivity, while I optimize for my happiness. Alice: That makes you a freeloader. Wally: I prefer the label "happy winner."
Monday November 14,
2016
Wally's Work Life Balance
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #excuse
Transcript
Wally: I can't do your urgent task because I'm on deadline for my boss. I can't meet your deadline because I have an urgent task from a co-worker. I finally figured out the whole "work-life balance" thing.
Wednesday January 18,
2017
The Illusion Of Work
Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #deception
Transcript
Wally: It's easier to create the illusion of work than it is to do actual work. That's why I carry this red folder with me wherever I go. Man: Can you attend a design meeting at two? Wally: Ooh... I wish I could, but I'm behind on the red file.
Thursday January 19,
2017
Wally's Red File Gets Him Out Of Work
Tags #laziness, #ruse, #work ethic, #deception, #excuse
Transcript
Wally: I'd love to help you, but I'm busy working on the red file. Woman: Is the red file a real thing or just a thing you say to get out of work? Wally: It's all the same on your end.
Friday February 24,
2017
Taking Pride In Work
Tags #motivation, #pep talk, #logic, #pride, #suffering, #work ethic
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I"m starting to think you don't take pride in your work. Wally: That would be like taking pride in being the victim of a crime. Catbert: How'd the pep talk go? Boss: He made some good points.
Wednesday June 28,
2017
Two Choices For Work Space
Tags #office, #office workers, #cubicle, #distraction, #work from home
Transcript
Boss: We're trying to decide if it's better to have an open office plan with too many distractions to be productive... or soul-crushing cubicles that will make every employee envy the dead. Dilbert: Maybe everyone can just work from home? Boss: And miss all of this?