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72 Results for Inventions
View 11 - 20 results for inventions comic strips. Discover the best "Inventions" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday January 31,
2012
Tags computers & peripherals, inventions, computers, program themsleves, machine intelligence, destroy civilization, plan a, live unhealthy, lifestyle, plan b, techno terrorism
Transcript
Dilbert: In a few years, computers will program themselves. That's called singularity. From that point on, machine intelligence will increase exponentially. The resulting shock will probably destroy the fabric of civilization. Plan "A" is to live an unhealthy lifestyle. Plan "B" is techno-terrorism. Boss: I like the first one.
Monday February 13,
2012
Tags hats, inventions, brainwave reader, nearest computer thoughts, blurry image, video, beta version, video quality
Transcript
Dilbert: My brainwave reader invention can control the nearest computer with my thoughts. Boss: Why am I seeing a video of a blurry image that looks like you slapping another blurry thing that looks like me? Dilbert: I don't think it's fair to complain about the video quality of the beta version.
Tuesday February 14,
2012
Tags computer, control computer, invention, inventions, mind, mobile (cell) phones, phone, power, brain reader, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: My brain reader invention allows me to control any nearby computer. Co-worker: That's nothing! My phone can... Dilbert: I did that with my mind. Co-worker: That's nothing! I made you do it!
Tuesday February 21,
2012
Tags gods, inventions, physics, build an ark, higgs boson, trouble, computer, works achievement, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Gasp! I've found the Higgs boson! Higgs Boson: Build an ark! Dilbert: Nothing but trouble.
Monday April 02,
2012
Tags inventions, new app, ten people created something, population increases, potentail value, enter world, unoriginal ideas, agreeing
Transcript
Dilbert: Every time I have an idea for a new app, I discover that ten people already created something just like it. As the population of the world increases, the potential value of every idea I have approaches zero. Dogbert: So, it's the entire world's fault that you have unoriginal ideas? Dilbert: Why does your agreeing sound like mocking?
Tuesday April 17,
2012
Tags inventions, quantum computer, prototype, success, in between state
Transcript
Boss: How's your quantum computer prototype coming along? Wally: Great! The project exists in a simultaneous state of being both totally successful and not even started. Boss: Can I observe it? Wally: That's a tricky question.
Friday May 04,
2012
Tags inventions, tazer, cell phone, boss's desk, tased, technology
Transcript
Wally: I invented a taser that looks exactly like a cellphone. Boss: Gaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a. Wally: I left it on our boss's desk, but it sounds like he's done with it.
Thursday May 10,
2012
Tags inventions, space elevator, prototype, roof, pipe, close call, edge of building
Transcript
Wally: I finished the space elevator prototype. Boss: So soon? I thought it would take years? Wally: It's just a prototype. Do you want to try it. Boss: Sure.
Monday May 21,
2012
Tags bluetooth, bluetooth headset, cyborg, doctors, ear, full human, happiness, intraocular lenses, inventions, pill form, powered by chemistry, streaming video, surgically enbed, vision correction, dentits, special surgery, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I know I'd be happier as a cyborg than a full human. I want you to surgically embed a bluetooth headset in my ear, powered by my own body chemistry. And I'd like intra-ocular lenses with vision correction and streaming video over bluetooth. Doctor: Happiness only comes in pill form.
Saturday July 21,
2012
Tags computer software, inventions, 3d network, motion sensors, sneezed, merged network, 15th of cisco
Transcript
In the near future Wally: I was manipulating a 3-D network model using my hand motion sensors. It was all good until I sneezed and accidentally merged my network design with my outlook calendar. Boss: When will you have that fixed? Wally: I should be done by... the 15th of Cisco.

