Kiss Daughter Goodnight Comic Strips - Page 2

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

41 Results for Kiss Daughter Goodnight

View 11 - 20 results for kiss daughter goodnight comic strips. Discover the best "Kiss Daughter Goodnight" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 23, 1992's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #orders, #camp, #girl, #cookies, #daughter, #dozen, #buying, #ted, #money, #character, #earning, #selling, #work

View Transcript

Transcript

Ted stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "I'm taking orders for 'Camp Girl cookies' on behalf of my daughter." Ted asks, "How many dozen can I guilt you into buying?" Dilbert says, "I've always wondered, Ted, why do they sell cookies? Is it just for the money?" Ted replies, "No, it's to help them build character by earning their own money." Dilbert asks, "Oh, so your daughter is doing some selling from door-to-door?" Ted answers, "No, too dangerous. My wife and I are doing all the selling at work." Dilbert says, "Well, then aren't you only teaching your daughter to act helpless so other people will do her work?" Ted says angrily, "Just buy the stupid cookies!!" Dilbert asks, "Have you considered foster care for your kids?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 11, 1997's comic on:


Tags #lower opinion, #time bombs, #ruin magic, #kill me, #one kiss, #no tongue

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert and his date go for a walk, holding hands. She says, "Sooner or later you'll say something that will lower my opinion of you." Dilbert grunts. She says, "Men are like bombs. At any moment you'll say something that will ruin the magic." Dilbert slips and says, "I'm an engineer." She screams, "Aaaaargh! Kill me! Kill me!" He says, "I'll give you one kiss. No tongue."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 25, 1998's comic on:


Tags #date ends, #bonita, #engineer, #supermodel, #eye sockets, #kiss, #goodnight, #engineering

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert holds the supermodel's hands as they stand by her front door. Dilbert says, "I realize we come from differernt world, Bonita." Dilbert says, "You're a famous supermodel and I'm just a sexy engineer..." Dilbert says, "But when I gaze into your ...um.. eye sockets..." Bonita says, "Good night."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 07, 1996's comic on:


Tags #performance review, #daughter, #cub girl cookies, #volume level, #downsizer, #low performer, #fast tracker, #united way chairperson

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss tells Dilbert, "I'll be writing your performance review this afternoon." The Boss continues, "But this morning I'm helping my daughter sell cub girl cookies." The Boss continues, "For your shopping convenience I have assigned a name to each volume level." Dilbert reads, "Zero to four boxes is the 'downsizer' volume . . ." Dilbert reads, "Five to eight boxes is the 'low performer' volume level." Dilbert writes on the order form and says, "Let's say six hundred boxes." The Boss says, "Ahh . . . The 'fast tracker.' An excellent choice." Dilbert asks, "What's your daughter's name?" The Boss says, "Ooh . . . Gotta go." Wally says, "I only bought twelve boxes. Now I'm the 'United Way' chairperson." Dilbert says, "I just signed your name for six hundred more."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 19, 1999's comic on:


Tags #pierced belly button, #chance of kiss, #dry heaves

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert walks with a woman down the sidewalk. The woman says, "Would you like to see my pierced bellybutton?" Dilbert says, "Um..." The wowan shows Dilbert. Dilbert says, "Aaah! Aaah! Ow! Ow! Ow!" and looks like he's about to throw up. Dilbert shakes as he walks next to the woman who looks mad. Dilbert thinks, "I still have a chance of a kiss if I keep this to dry heaves."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 18, 2001's comic on:


Tags #terrific conversationalit, #write code, #while you complain, #embraced, #date, #end of date, #kiss good night, #hug, #mean things, #said

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert is dropping his date off after a date. She says, "Thanks for taking me to dinner. You're a terrific conversationalist." Noriko and Dilbert embrace as Dilbert says, "With you, it's easy." They are about to kiss when Dilbert continues, "I discovered that I can write code in my head as you complain about your job all night."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 04, 2003's comic on:


Tags #website, #customer success, #closest things, #complaint letters, #few words, #kick to kiss, #change context, #reviews, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

"Tina, we need some customer success stories for the web site." "The closest things we have are these complaint letters. Just change a few words." "Change 'kick' to 'kiss' and this one is done, albeit disturbingly."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 13, 2004's comic on:


Tags #daughter sneezed, #work from home, #answer boss phone, #phone messages aren't real, #bitung humor

View Transcript

Transcript

Carol: "My daughter sneezed so the school is sending her home." "I'll work from home for the rest of the day." The Boss: "How will you answer my phone?" Carol: "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but none of your phone messages are real."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 24, 2005's comic on:


Tags #unpaid overtime, #death, #deny pleasures, #good night kiss, #this thing, #medical

View Transcript

Transcript

"You know what two things are very similar?" "Unpaid overtime and death. They both deny me the pleasures of being alive." "How about a good night kiss?" "Hey, you found a third thing!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 31, 2012's comic on:


Tags #career plan, #daughter, #trophy wife, #blind guy, #visual, #performing arts

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: Alice, This is my daughter. Her career plan is to become a trophy wife for a blind guy. Daughter: And by that he means he's not happy that Im majoring in visual and performing arts. Alice: Im having a real hard time choosing sides on this one.