Photos Comic Strips - Page 2

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

15 Results for Photos

View 11 - 15 results for photos comic strips. Discover the best "Photos" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 08, 2003's comic on:


Tags #loser magazine, #forgetting, #sounds good, #fame

View Transcript

Transcript

The reporter says to Wally, "Your story is perfect for 'Loser Magazine.'" The reporter continues, "It makes me wish I'd written it down because I'm already forgetting...Oops, it's gone." The reporter concludes, "I'll just make up something that sounds good. And I'll use photos of a model. Thanks, Willy." Wally thinks, "I'm famous!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 21, 2003's comic on:


Tags #spam filter, #sexy photos, #tiffany sent email, #boss, #eyes pop

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Someone named Tiffany sent me e-mail. YAGAA WAGGA!! Alice: someone turned off the spam filter.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 18, 2013's comic on:


Tags #avarice, #Family, #personal items, #cubilces, #photos of kids

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Is that a picture of your kids? No personal items are allowed in cubicles! Employee: It's not personal. My kids are only in it for the money. Boss: It's more of a gray are than you'd think.

Pictures Lie

Thank you for voting.
Pictures Lie  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 05, 2017's comic on:


Tags #photos, #truth, #lying, #deceit, #photoshop, #public relations, #pr, #appearances

View Transcript

Transcript

CEO: The public doesn't believe I really helped serve food at the homeless shelter. Dogbert: Tell them pictures don't lie. CEO: Pictures lie all the time. In fact, that's the best way to lie. Dogbert: Keep that insight to yourself. CEO: I have a full head of hair on Tinder.

Both Huge Liars

Thank you for voting.
Both Huge Liars - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 04, 2018's comic on:


Tags #dating, #tinder, #app, #relationships, #lying, #deceit

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: You don't look like your photos on the dating app. Woman: Your profile said you like to go to the gym. So I guess we're both huge liars. Dilbert: Maybe we can build on that.