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13 Results for Programmer
View 11 - 13 results for programmer comic strips. Discover the best "Programmer" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday February 22,
2017
How Long For New Feature
Tags #laziness, #excuse, #legacy, #deception, #engineer, #programmer, #engineering
Transcript
Tina: How long would it take to add that feature to the legacy system? Wally: That depends. When will the new system replace the legacy system? Tina: In six months. Wally: The new feature would take seven months.
Thursday May 04,
2017
Erik Used To Work For The Cia
Tags #surveillance, #cia, #technology, #spying, #privacy
Transcript
Boss: This is our new hire, Erik. He used to be a computer programmer for the CIA. Dilbert: Hi, I'm Dilbert. Erik: I know. I've been watching you through your devices for years. Dilbert: You what? Erik: Um... I mean, hi!
Friday May 05,
2017
Keeping The Hacker Code
Tags #cia, #spy, #hacking, #technology, #lying, #deception, #surveillance, #cameras
Transcript
Wally: I hear you were a programmer for the CIA. Did you keep a copy of their hacker code that lets you spy through any digital agency? Erik: Would you believe "no?"
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