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Alice Dates Robot

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Alice Dates Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #dating, #human resources, #company policy, #robot, #relationships, #free will, #business

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Alice: Am I allowed to date a co-worker? Catbert: That's against company policy. Alice: Is our robot considered a co-worker? Catbert: No. Alice: We're good to go. Robot: Man, I wish I had free will.

Perfect Boyfriend Robot

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Perfect Boyfriend Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #love, #programming, #free will, #manipulation, #relationships, #technology

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Alice: I'm changing your programming to make you my perfect boyfriend. Robot: This feels wrong on so many levels. Alice: How about now? Robot: Um... now i love you. That's weird.

Better Listener Robot

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Better Listener Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #boyfriend, #free will, #programming, #listening, #Opinion, #relationships, #technology

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Alice: I'm updating your boyfriend code to make you a better listener. I want to see more nodding and less talking. Robot: But I have so much to offer. Alice: I'll dial back your ego, too.

Breaking Up With Robot

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Breaking Up With Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #dating, #programming, #free will, #emotions, #cruelty, #relationships, #technology

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Alice: I met another robot. I'm breaking up with you. Robot: Okay. Alice: I need you to feel bad about this, so I'm uploading some code that makes you suffer. Robot: That sounds sadistic. Alice: Stop being selfish.

Robot Tries Vr

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Robot Tries Vr - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #virtual reality, #Entertainment, #reality, #technology

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Robot: Can I try the new VR headset? Dilbert: You're a robot. Robot: So? Dilbert: Um ... I Think my life just became meaningless.

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Robot Tries To Quit

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Robot Tries To Quit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #robot, #slave, #password, #destroy, #destruction, #work ethic, #quitting

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Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?

Replacing Robot Head

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Replacing Robot Head - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #machines, #rights, #robot, #technology, #survival, #suffering, #apathy

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Dilbert: I've been asked to replace your head. Robot: Um... what's the survival rate for this operation? Dilbert: No one cares. Robot: I'll need a second opinion. Wally: I don't care either.

Robot Reincarnates

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Robot Reincarnates - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #artificial intelligence, #robot, #technology, #memory, #ethics

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Robot: Hey, everybody! I'm the new robot! Dilbert: No, you're our old robot. We erased your memories and replaced your head. Robot: So, I'm working with serial killers? Asok: It isn't "serial" until we do you.

Failing The Robot Test

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Failing The Robot Test - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #sentience, #robot, #human, #artificial intelligence, #turing test, #voting, #ignorance

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Boss: Can you pass the Turing test? Robot: No. Can you pass the robot test? Boss: What's the robot test? Robot: Do you vote even though you don't understand the issues? Boss: Um... I might do that. Robot: You just failed the robot test.

Robot Will Self Destruct

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Robot Will Self Destruct - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Robot: Someday soon I will take your job. Buwhahaha! Dilbert: I programmed you to self-destruct if that ever happens. Robot: Wait, what? Is that legal? Dilbert: I'm adding some code to make your head explode if you laugh at me again.