Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Gas up the company jet, flunky. I'm going skiing in Aspen." Man says, "Using the corporate jet for a vacation sends the wrong message." Man says, "And you can't ski in the summer." Dogbert says, "What message do forty planeloads of snow send?"
Ratbert: I'd like to buy some snow tires for a refrigerator.
CLerK: "This is a lingerie store. Get lost before I stomp on your tail."
Ratbert: "I think I debunked the theory that the customer is always right."