The boss addressing Wally and Dilbert says, "Our industry is in a slump. We need to make changes." Pointing to a slide of Asok being handed an ice-cream cone, the boss says, "Our current mangement style could be described as paternal." Pointing to a slide of a man getting kicked, the boss says, "Our new management style doesn't have a name yet." Asok, waving his arm, says, "Ooh ooh! I have a suggestion." Asok continues, "The new management style could be called 'We hate our employees.'" The boss says, "Not bad." The boss says, "I need a volunteer to help with the 'Back to the nineties' kick-off." Asok bends over preparing to be kicked as he asks, "How is this like the nineties?" The boss, about to kick, says, "Stop wiggling."
dilbert: your method of calculating the safety statistics is flawed.
monkey man: wow. wait until i tell everyone you don't think safety matters.
dilbert: i...didn't say that. i'm talking about the way you measured it.
monkey man yelling: it's too late to walk it back now!
dilbert: i'm not "walking it back." i'm clarifying.
monkey man: there's nothing to clarify, you hate safety.
dilbert yelling and waving arms: stop putting words in my mouth!! i'm a better authority on what i think than you are!!!
boss in hallway: what was all that yelling about?
monkey man: dilbert thinks safety doesn't matter.