Carol: I think we should seriously consider ending the face mask policy.
Boss: You know I'm in a high-risk group, and you are in a low-risk group. Are you trying to assassinate me?
Carol: You can't prove that.
Boss: I was hoping for something closer to a denial.
co-worker: i edited your incredibly complex document and sent it to you by email.
dilbert: i don't see your high-lighted changes.
co-worker: i forgot to turn on the edit tracker.
dilbert: i'm going to accidentally delete your email.
co-worker: that's probably how i'd play it too.