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351 Results for Coffee
View 191 - 200 results for coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Coffee " comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday February 05,
2006
Transcript
"Hi, handsome. Are you free for lunch?" "Are you selling something, or do you have a horrible defect that isn't apparent?" "Is it so hard to believe that a hot, intelligent, sane woman would be attracted to a man like you?" "Gaaa!!! It's worse than I thought!" "Maybe we could just drink coffee and talk about the last episode of Battlestar Galactica." "GAAA!!!" "Get away from me, you perfect monster!" "There must be a guy in the engineering department who will date me." "Hi." "What's wrong with you?"
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Thursday January 05,
2006
Wednesday January 04,
2006
Tags yellow sticky note road, wizard of landfill, coffee cup, caffeine
Transcript
"Will the yellow sticky-note road lead me home?" "Not directly." "We're off to see the Wonderful Wizard of Landfill. He'll know how to get you home." "Holy #!%$, I hope this isn't him." "Coffee...cup...need...caffeine..." Continued
Monday December 26,
2005
Tags less money, use bydget, flexible, approving expenses
Transcript
"I need to use up my budget before the end of the year or else I'll get less next year." "So I'll be flexible about approving expenses for a few days. Wink, wink." "Nice coffee-holding panda." "You should see the one that isn't pregnant."
Monday December 05,
2005
Tags cross charging, freshly brewed coffee, tempting pasteries, time to project, meeting, wrong meeting, mis placed, business
Transcript
Um...Why are you here? "Originally I was seduced by the smell of your freshly brewed coffee and tempting pastries." "But now I'm all about cross-charging my time to your project."
Friday June 03,
2005
Tags freeze n expenses, freeware version, readily available, coffee sipping, noises
Transcript
I couldn't buy the software I need to do my job because of your freeze on expenses. "And our I.S. policy says I can't use the freeware version that is readily available." "So I used the week to develop some new coffee-sipping noises."
Monday April 04,
2005
Tags nick name, illusion of competence, the wizard, info guru, punch more, break room, coffee
Transcript
Wally: I need a nickname to create the illutsion of competence.<Br>"I was thinking along the lines of "the wizard" or "info-guru."" I've never wanted to punch you more than at this very moment."
Monday December 20,
2004
Tags online ereume, older chubby men, key words, married men, job offers, cousin, Advice, one line job hunting
Transcript
"I wasn't getting any responses to my online resume until I inserted some key words." "I said I'm strangely attracted to older, chubby, married men with coffee-stained teeth." "That is wrong on so many levels." "Explain that to my six thousand job offers."
Saturday October 30,
2004
Tags cancelled vacations, non refundable, tickets, tahiti, exception, look skeptical, coffee, break room
Transcript
wally: You cancelled all vacations but I have non-refundable plane tickets to tahiti. So I should be an exception to ...the ...um....you look skeptical. Dilbert: I dont think Tahiti would let you in. Wally: why does everyone say that?
Sunday October 03,
2004
Tags college, emplyee, first pay check, freak out, know about her, paid in cash, dedcutions, education
Transcript
Dilbert: do you want to watch when the new employee looks at her first paycheck? Wally: ooh-ya! Wally: what do we know about her? Dilbert: She's target out of college, all of her prior jobs paid her in cash. wally: perfect. dilbertL ear guards on. My first paycheck deductions???? Hmmm. how bad could it be? WAHT THE.... Next time no coffee. eh?

