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333 Results for Idea
View 191 - 200 results for idea comic strips. Discover the best "Idea" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 18,
2007
Tags hiring coordinator, projects, starts monday, input
Transcript
The Boss: I'd like your input on the idea of hiring a coordinator for our projects. "Terrible idea." "Waste of money." "Wouldn't help." "He starts Monday."
Saturday February 03,
2007
Tags job opening, research and development, escape the mismanaged, futility, current job, boss has similar idea
Transcript
Dilbert: There's a job opening for an engineer in research and development!" "It's a chance to escape the mismanaged futility of my current job and live the dream!" The Boss: Hey, there's an opening for a new manager of research and development!"
Wednesday March 21,
2007
Friday November 30,
2012
Tags managers & supervisors, consensus, display leadership, business
Transcript
Boss: See if you can get consensus on your idea and get back to me. Dilbert: Or you could display some leadership and get back to me. Boss: I'm leading you right now. Dilbert: Really? I thought it would feel different.
Saturday December 15,
2012
Tags meetings, finish tasks, communication skills, poor skills, task, breakdown, work, delgatation
Transcript
Boss: Did you finish the tasks we talked about in the last meeting? Dilbert: No, because your communication skills are so poor that I had no idea I was supposed to do a task. Wally: Did I have a task?
Thursday February 28,
2013
Tags annoyance, conversation, natural leader, communication skills, context, great communicator
Transcript
Boss: I'm what you call a natural leader because of my communication skills. Dilbert: Did I miss the context for this conversation? I have no idea why you're talking. Boss: Why does everything you say annoy me? Is it because you're a great communicator?
Thursday January 24,
2008
Tags argument, blame, boss, disater, fault, new software, recommended against, responsible
Transcript
Alice: The new software is a disaster. The Boss: They why did you recommend it? Alice: This software is your idea. I recommended against it! So who's fault is it? The Boss: The person with the unpersuasive recommendations?
Tuesday January 29,
2008
Tags intern, ideas, reject, listen, putrid ideas, warnings, time management, pretend to care
Transcript
Asok: I'll tell you my idea if you promise not to reject it before thinking about it. Dilbert: I already rejected it because only putrid ideas come with warnings. Dilbert: My time management is getting better. Dogbert:I can't pretend to care."
Wednesday November 12,
2008
Tags killer robots, spam filter, ordered
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Do you really think it's a good idea to build killer robots just because our spam filter ordered you?" FZEEET! Dilbert says, "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
Saturday December 13,
2008
Tags Advice, bad idea, saving & investment, financial advisor, diseased livestock, sick cow, aggregate, math, savvy, education, money
Transcript
Dogbert the financial adviser Dogbert: You should invest all of your money is diseased livestock. It would be unwise to invest in one sick cow, but if you aggregate a bunch of them together the risk goes away. It's called math. The boss: Suddenly I feel all savvy.


