boss: everything that went wrong this year was the fault of the prior manager. i inherited his problems.
dilbert: but everything that went right was because of your excellent leadership?
boss: no jumping ahead.
auditor: i'll be performing an internal audit of your department.
boss: there are no audit problems here because i won't let you look for them. shoo!
auditor: that's good enough for me. can you tell my boss i did a great job?