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521 Results for Carol
View 201 - 210 results for Carol comic strips. Discover the best "Carol" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday August 15,
1999
Tags pointy hired boss, phone, email, pager, electronic attempts, ruin productivity, send in ground trrops, return some calls
Transcript
Carol shows up in Dilbert's cubicle wearing a backpack and holding a staff. Carol says, "The pointy-haired boss wants to see you." Carol says, "He tried to reach you by phone, e-mail and pager." Carol says, "But you resisted his electronic attempts to ruin your productivity." Carol says, "so he decided to send in the ground troops." Carol pionts the staff at Dilbert and says, "Don't make me use this!" Dilbert stand in the boss' office. the boss says, "Could you wait outside while I return some phone calls?" Wally and Alice stand in line. Wally says, "Get to the back of the line." Dilbert stands behind three random people. Dilbert says, "Does everyone want to have a conversation?" The man in front of Dilbert says, "I have a magazine."
Monday January 03,
2005
Tags new director, first impressions, office in lobby, nearest growler, directions, information booth, directs
Transcript
The Boss: Carol, I'm making you our new director of first impressions pro team! Carol: My years of hard work have finally paid off! Im a dierctor! Carol: Why is my office in the lobby? Can you direct me ti the nearest growler?
Tuesday January 04,
2005
Tags receptionist, director, first impressions, salesman, ceo of hp, printer cartrideges
Transcript
Carol: "I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm actually a director of first impressions." CEO: "I might appear to be a salesman of printer cartridges, but I'm really the CEO of HP." Carol: "Carly?" CEO "You look like a 57."
Wednesday January 05,
2005
Tags receptionist, delivery man, attractive people, positions
Transcript
Carol: "I might appear to be a receptionist, but I'm not." "Believe me, I know that. Companies generally put attractive people in those positions." Carol: "I don't like where this is heading." "I'll wait until she get's back. Yum-Yum."
Thursday January 06,
2005
Tags receptionist, director of first impressions, send email.anger, upsat, realization
Transcript
Carol: Im starting to think that the director of first impressions is.... GAAA!!! IM A RECEPTIONIST!! Beat it, you walrus! Maybe I'll just send an email.
Wednesday January 26,
2005
Thursday January 27,
2005
Tags scathing letter, coulmnist, dongle, vebal superiority, feel alive, dear nutbag
Transcript
Carol: I just fired off a scathing letter to a columnist for misusing the word "dongle". Im intoxicated with the feeling of verbal superiority. My sad life has meaning , I feel alive! The columnist: Dear Nutbag, Thanks for the input, Heres a link yo a dictionary, I await your apology
Friday January 28,
2005
Tags response to letter, apologize, admits error, starting war, mean spirit, hating minorities
Transcript
Carol: "Hey, I got a response from the newspaper columnist I reamed for misusing the word "dongle."" ""Dear Nutbag... Link to a dictionary..." Um... Oops... It appears that I was wrong." "Now do you apologize?" "Plan B: I accuse him of hating minorities."
Wednesday February 16,
2005
Tags teds shower, baby shower, taxes, subsidize, put five, poor fiscal planning
Transcript
Carol: I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. Wally: "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund." Carol: "I just put that five in there!" Wally: "I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."
Wednesday March 09,
2005
Tags rat problem, reporting, rat bait, unwashed, job satisfaction, calling names, being mean
Transcript
Carol: We're having a problem with the rats in the office. " You might want to upgrade your level of hygiene from "rat bait" to "unwashed."" "I think I just felt my first tingle of job satisfaction."


