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View 201 - 210 results for software comic strips. Discover the best "Software" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday August 02,
2003
Tags pointy haired, takeover, should report, secret got out, extra money
Transcript
"Our goal is nothing less than a complete takeover of pointy-haired Carl's software division." "We'll start secretly doing their jobs in addition to our own. Then I'll argue that they should report to me." "Hypothetically, if the secret got out, would we stop working twice as hard for no extra money?"
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Tuesday December 28,
2004
Tags having massive layoffs, new server, reorganization, three divisons
Transcript
You'll want our new server software after your reorganization. "Reorganization?" "Next week you're having massive layoffs and eliminating three divisions." "Your "I haven't heard anything" face needs works."
Wednesday January 08,
2003
Tags alice, mulitask, one person, schedule, second task, two task, write a patch, timeline
Transcript
The Boss: How do I make this software schedule one persons to two task at the same time? I can write a patch that inserts new months in the timeline. The Boss: and the second task is due on the fifteenth of Floopuary.
Friday June 03,
2005
Tags freeze n expenses, freeware version, readily available, coffee sipping, noises
Transcript
I couldn't buy the software I need to do my job because of your freeze on expenses. "And our I.S. policy says I can't use the freeware version that is readily available." "So I used the week to develop some new coffee-sipping noises."
Friday September 09,
2005
Monday November 14,
2005
Tags 10 million dollars, company, four people, weather website, web monitoring, business
Transcript
"Alice, this year you did the work of four people and made over $10 million for the company." "But according to our web monitoring software, you used company resources to look at a weather web site." "Thief."


