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220 Results for Email
View 201 - 210 results for email comic strips. Discover the best "Email" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday November 30,
2018
Exclamation Mark
Tags boss, email, managers & supervisors, office workers, pretend, sarcasm
Transcript
Boss: Why did you send me a sarcastic email response? Dilbert: I didn't. Boss: Then how do you explain this exclamation mark? Dilbert: I was pretending to be interested in what you said. Boss: Oh, okay. I like that.
Friday February 15,
2019
Old Sayings
Sunday May 19,
2019
Tags business, email, office workers, project manager, office, liar, photoshop
Transcript
office worker: why are you telling everyone my project got canceled? dilbert: i never said anything like that. office worker: you're such a liar. i saw your email to ted. dilbert: if i show you that email right now, and it says nothing about your project... will you admit you were wrong and humbly apologize to me? office worker: i don't think i can commit to that. dilbert: well, anyway, here it is, and you can plainly see you were wrong. office worker: this looks photo-shopped. dilbert: i don't see a winning path for me here.
Monday May 20,
2019
Boss Edits Dumb Parts
Tags business, office, office workers, edit
Transcript
the boss: i edited your draft to fix all of the dumb parts. it's in your email. the boss: when do you think you will publish it? dilbert: depends how long it takes me to reverse all of your edits. undo undo undo.
Wednesday June 19,
2019
Did You Get My Email
Tags business, email, managers & supervisors, office, talking
Transcript
the boss: did you read my email? dilbert: yes. dilbert: are you aware that email is a substitute for talking in person? the boss thinking: i thought i heard something about that.
Saturday July 13,
2019
Read It With My Own Eyes
Tags argument, communication, email, frustrated, office, office workers, plans
Transcript
Man: I disagree with your email saying the plan won't work. Dilbert: My email said exactly the opposite. I said the plan will definitely work. Man: No, I read it with my own eyes. Dilbert: I'm the one who wrote it!!!
Saturday November 02,
2019
Multiple Choice
Tags email, managers & supervisors, options, reply, business
Transcript
dilbert: i sent you an email with three options, and you replied "yes" boss: i don't remember it. send it to me again dilbert: oookay email: which option do you prefer? boss types: yes
Wednesday December 04,
2019
Report Is On Cluttered Desk
Tags managers & supervisors, office workers, project, desk, cluttered, email, lost
Transcript
wally: did you see my project update? boss: no wally: i left it on your cluttered desk. try excavating a few layers to find it. dilbert: what happens when he realizes it isn't there? wally: that's when i tell him to check his cluttered email.
Sunday January 05,
2020
Clear Email From Boss
Tags managers & supervisors, servers, request, email, reply, project, update, fight, business
Transcript
boss: why didn't you upgrade the servers like i asked? dilbert: you never asked me to do that. boss: yes, i did. i told you in an email. dilbert: no, you did not. boss: i know i saw it because you replied. dilbert: i replied to a different email. boss: okay, let me find the email and show you how wrong you are. see. it clearly says, "give me a project update by thursday." dilbert: which is...an entirely different topic. boss: why are you fighting me on this?

