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242 Results for Love
View 201 - 210 results for love comic strips. Discover the best "Love" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday January 09,
2014
Tags human body, love, rodents, hugs, without hassle, oxytocin, levels, cuddles, relationships
Transcript
Wally: I want the health benefits of hugging without the hassle of a relationship. This rat is like a patch that increases my ocytocin levels. Rat: I thought we were in love. Wally: That's your oxytocin talking.
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Friday January 10,
2014
Tags chipmunks, in hair, less talking, love, more rubbing, rodents, oxytocin levels, human contact, family of chipmunks, relationships
Transcript
Wally: It boosts my oxytocin levels without the need for human contact. Alice: You didn't invent that. I've had a family of chipmunks living my hair since the eighties. Chipmunk: There goes our privacy. Alice: Less talking, more rubbing!
Monday January 20,
2014
Tags irony, managers & supervisors, work ethic, manipulated, management fads, engaged, motivated, business
Transcript
Asok: Happy Monday! Thanks to your slavish pursuit of management fads, I feel engaged and motivated! Boss: It's sort of creepy. Asok: I love being manipulated!
Sunday June 29,
2014
Tags computers & peripherals, cruelty, tech supprt, highly trained engineer, electrical engineer, most proabable, reinstalled software, rebooted, default, request
Transcript
Dogbert: This is tech support. How may I help you? Dilbert: Before we start, I need to tell you that I'm a highly trained electrical engineer. I have already eliminated all of the most probable causes of my issue. I have reinstalled the software and I have rebooted several times. So please, if you have any respect for humanity, do not start this call by insisting that I reboot again. Can you do that? Can you not ask me to reboot as your first suggestion? Dogbert: Try rebooting. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! Dogbert: I kinds love my job.
Sunday July 20,
2014
Tags new idea, dream, 3d glasses, for real life, people love 3d, not movies, obvious, ideas
Transcript
CEO: Last night, an idea for a new product came to me in a dream. Dilbert: ICK CEO: 3-D Glasses. Dilbert: To watch movies? CEO: No, real life. Dilbert: So...The glasses would make life in general appear three-dimensional? CEO: Exactly! People Love 3-D Stuff. Dilbert: Im not going to respond to your idea. Im just going to sit here looking three-dimensional. CEO: wait....how are you doing that? Dilbert: Im wearing glasses that make me look 3-D
Monday November 17,
2014
Send Ceo On Dangerous Stunts
Tags ceos, death, deception, split duites, boring meetings, publicity stunts, business scheme, 3people, medical
Transcript
Co-CEOs. Dogbert: Let's split the duties this way... I will be the CEO who attends boring meetings, and you can be more of a Richard Branson type who does dangerous publicity stunts. Co-CEO: I love that idea. Dogbert: And then there was one.
Tuesday December 02,
2014
Boss Offers Constructive Criticism
Tags criticism, insult, insults, managers, managers & supervisors, constructive critiscm, under informed, opinions, business
Transcript
Boss: Do you want some constructive criticism? Dilbert: No, but I would love some under-informed opinions about things you don't understand. Boss: That took a lot of fun out of it.
Thursday December 11,
2014
Wally Uses Misdirection
Tags anger, criticism, work ethic, misguided, whip to death, intestines, nap time, elaborate cruelty
Transcript
Wally: I would love to help you, Alice, but Dilbert says everything you are doing is misguided. Alice: What? I will whip him to death with his own intestines! Wally: Can you either do that quietly or wait until after my nap time?
Friday January 09,
2015
Love Me For My Mind
Tags dating, love, priorities, relationships, vanilla scented lotion, mind
Transcript
Woman: I want a guy who loves me for me, and not for the way I look... or the things I do. Dilbert: That doesn't leave me much to work with. Can I love you for your money and your vanilla-scented body lotion? Woman: You could love me for my mind. Dilbert: That might have worked two minutes ago.
Tuesday June 02,
2015
Ceo Tosses Catbert
Tags executive, ceo, delegate, respoinsibilities, punishment
Transcript
CEO: You have been doing dumb things on social media. I am going to toss our evil director of Human Resources in your direction and run away. I love a lot of things about being CEO, but I think I love delegating the most. Boss: Gaaaa!!!


