dilbert and dogbert at home.
dilbert: i think i'd be more effective at work if my boss were either smarter, so he'd understand me... or dumber, so he'd know it's better to let me make all of the technical decisions. and i can't make him smarter, so my plan is to make him dumber.
dogbert: it seems i've been a bad influence.
ceo: i've decided our company needs to get more involved in controversial politics.
dilbert: wouldn't the predictable impact of that be a huge drop in our earnings?
ceo: no, no. people will love us for getting involved.
dilbert: can you at least hold off until i sell all of my stock.