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1000 Results for Wally
View 201 - 210 results for Wally comic strips. Discover the best "Wally" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday November 12,
2015
Boss's Charisma Inspires Wally
Tags technology, text, texting, distraction, shout, diversion, charm, excitement, cheer
Transcript
Boss: (types on his phone). Wally: Go team! Can you turn down your charisma? I can barely sit still over here.
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Wednesday December 23,
2015
Wally Puts It On His List
Tags work ethic, laziness, priorities, work, motivation, teamwork
Transcript
Woman: Can you do that for me? Wally: I'll put it on my list. Woman: Near the top? Wally: Depends on your frame of reference. Woman: Should I give up now? Wally: Quitter.
Monday December 28,
2015
Boss Asks Wally To Talk To School
Tags gender, feminism, technology, Women, obliviousness, bad idea
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I need you to talk to my daughter's school about careers in stem fields. Wally: Why me? Boss: All the good people are busy. Wally: Fair enough. Boss: We want to fix the gender imbalance. Wally: I'll wear my good shirt.
Tuesday December 29,
2015
Wally And Gender Balance
Tags career, Advice, gender, technology
Transcript
Boss: What did you say to my daughter's class about stem careers? Wally: I told the boys to pursue restaurant work because it's a better way to meet women. Boss: That's messed up. Wally: You said you want gender balance, and now you have it.
Thursday March 03,
2016
Wally Is Unlikely To Do Favors
Tags apathy, assist, favor, guest artist, help, helpful, laziness, john glynn
Transcript
Carol: Wally, will you do me a favor? Wally: It feels unlikely. Carol: You haven't heard it yet. Wally: That matters less than you hope it does.
Thursday May 12,
2016
Complexity Is A Good Thing For Wally
Tags technology, inventions, scapegoat, excuse, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Wally: People say the complexity of modern life is a bad thing. But for useless people such as me, it creates endless opportunities. Boss: Why aren't you done yet? Wally: My smartwatch was infected with ransomware.
Monday May 16,
2016
Coworkers Hate Wally For Some Reason
Tags laziness, work ethic, excuses, ego, conceited, productivity
Transcript
Wally: My co-workers don't take me seriously because I'm so good looking. And I think they hate me for my brilliant mind. All I know is that they hate me. So if I seem unproductive, it's because of my beauty and brilliance.
Wednesday May 18,
2016
When Wally Will Be Finished
Tags laziness, work ethic, soon, deadline, procrastination, standoff
Transcript
Woman: Can you get that done by Friday? Wally: I'll get back to you on that. Woman: When will you get back to me? Wally: Soon. Woman: How soon? Wally: I can do this all day.
Thursday May 19,
2016
Wally The Thought Leader
Tags title, leadership, work ethic, laziness, strategy, ruse
Transcript
Man: Wally, can you help me... Wally: Whoa! Stop right there. I'm a thought leader, not some wage slave. Man: What do thought leaders do? Wally: You're watching it.
Friday May 20,
2016
Wally Sees Tina On Tinder
Tags tinder, dating, online dating, attraction, awkward, relationships
Transcript
Wally: Hey, I saw you on Tinder. Tina: Please don't say anything else. Please don't say anything else. Wally: I swiped left. Tina: Gaaa!

