Dilbert: We're getting sued for claiming out headphones cure brain tumor and raise your IQ.
Boss: We'll need to hire a scientist to back us on this.
Dilbert: Where will we find a scientist willing to do that?
Boss: Well, I wouldn't start with the rich ones.
dilbert: are you listening to me? it looks as if you are using your phone.
boss: i can do two things at once.
dilbert: i'll bet you can't even hear me, you ridiculous moron.
boss: uh-huh uh-huh go on.
dilbert: you smell like old socks, and your brain is made of cheese.