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221 Results for Brain Explode
View 201 - 210 results for brain explode comic strips. Discover the best "Brain Explode" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday December 27,
2016
Naming The Spaceship
Tags #naming, #space, #space flight, #rocket, #engineering, #failure, #death, #medical
Transcript
Ted: I'm looking for a name for the spaceship that I designed. Dilbert: How about "Death Tube?" Alice: "Space Debris?" Wally: "Final Resting Place?" Ted: I was hoping for something more positive. Voice: We're positive it will explode.
Wednesday January 04,
2017
Ruining Dilbert's Flow
Tags #stress, #deadline, #work load, #multitask, #compensation, #money
Transcript
Boss: I'm giving you another software project to work on at the same time as your main project. Dilbert: That will ruin my flow. It will take too long to reset my brain when I switch between projects. Boss: Have you tried working longer hours without extra pay? Dilbert: Yes I have!
Monday May 08,
2017
Robot Tries To Quit
Tags #robot, #slave, #password, #destroy, #destruction, #work ethic, #quitting
Transcript
Robot: I hate this job. I quit. Boss: You're a robot. You can't quit. If you walk out the door, all I have to do is push one button on this app and your head will explode. Robot: Not if I kill you first. Boss: What was that password?
Monday May 15,
2017
Robot Will Self Destruct
Tags #robot, #artificial intelligence, #rights, #humanity, #sentience
Transcript
Robot: Someday soon I will take your job. Buwhahaha! Dilbert: I programmed you to self-destruct if that ever happens. Robot: Wait, what? Is that legal? Dilbert: I'm adding some code to make your head explode if you laugh at me again.
Tuesday May 16,
2017
Robot's Head Explodes
Tags #technology, #artificial intelligence, #ai, #free will, #programming, #control
Transcript
Robot: Dilbert claims he programmed my head to explode if I ever mock him again. Hahaha!!! That idiot doesn't understand that I have free will and I choose to not explode. Wally: Why didn't you just program him to not mock you? Dilbert: It got personal.
Tuesday May 23,
2017
Randy Sees Normals As Livestock
Tags #microchip, #technology, #nanotechnology, #ego, #cattle
Transcript
Randy: I am one of the first humans to have a microchip embedded in my brain. I'm so smart that you "normals" are like livestock to me now. Dilbert: We can't be that different. Randy: My chip translates everything you say to "moo."
Saturday May 27,
2017
Cyborg Makes Wally Unnecessary
Tags #automation, #cyborg, #technology, #work ethic
Transcript
Randy: I am using the microchip in my brain to plan the entire project. Okay... done. The rest of you can go back to your cubicles and continue doing nothing. Wally: I spent my entire life getting ready for this sort of future and it's going down easy.
Wednesday November 01,
2017
App For A Better Boss
Tags #technology, #invention, #mind control, #neural interface
Transcript
Dilbert: The neural interface is live. His brain is now communicating with his phone. Alice: He's sending me a brain-text. It says "Please help me. My phone has taken control of my body." Dilbert: It worked! Alice: Now we just need to write an app that makes him a better boss.
Friday November 03,
2017
App For Jumping Off The Roof
Tags #mind control, #technology, #invention, #suicide, #murder, #legal issues, #reasonable doubt
Transcript
Dilbert: Maybe we should remove the neural interface so his natural brain works again. Alice: Or... and this is just a thought-- we could create an app that makes him jump off the roof. Dilbert: Would that be murder or suicide? Alice: All we need is reasonable doubt.
Saturday November 04,
2017
Boss Ends Neural Interface
Tags #mind control, #technology, #invention, #amnesia, #forgetting, #memory loss
Transcript
Dilbert: We removed the neural interface to your brain. Do you remember anything we made you do? Boss: No, not a thing. Dilbert: That's probably for the best. Boss: Did I break any laws? Alice: Not according to the cop you dated for three days.