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View 201 - 210 results for company comic strips. Discover the best "Company" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 08,
2018
Dogbert's Insult Consulting
Tags company rules, insulting, co workers, teach how, insult, within guidelines, standing desk, meeting, employer, business
Transcript
Dogbert consults DOgbert: Company rules forbid you from insulting your co-workers. I'll teach you how to insult each other while staying within company guidelines. The boss: That doesn't seem possible. Dogbert: you should look into getting a standing desk.
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Tuesday January 09,
2018
Insulting Within Company Guidelines
Tags teach, insult, compliment, function, guidelines, co workers, insult co workers
Transcript
DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines. The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments. Alice, I admire the way you dress for function over appearance. Alice: Thanks. wait...
Sunday January 14,
2018
Tags network, optics, stupid company, Women, imagination, flirting, miscommunication, co workers, argument, women in management, employees, business
Transcript
Carol: do you have lunch plans? Dilbert: Aren't you married? Carol: Im not asking you out on a date, Im trying to network. Dilbert: The optics wouldn't be good. Carol: How am I supposed to network in this stupid company? Dilbert: Maybe you could network with other women. Carol: This company has no women in management! Now I see the problem. Its people like you! Dilbert: Is it my imagination or was she flirting with me? Wally: I can't tell.
Thursday May 10,
2018
Changing Company Name
Tags hacker, hacking, privacy, facebook, retaliation, data, breach
Transcript
Boss: Our customers are complaining because we let hackers get their personal data. So we've decided to change the name of the company and wear disguises until it all blows over. Take a mustache from the bag and pass it around.
Saturday July 28,
2018
Haircut On Company Times
Tags hair, haircut, time, break
Transcript
Boss: Wally, do you have a minute? Wally: No. I have to get a haircut. Boss: You can't get a haircut on company time. Wally: I'm only cutting the hairs that grew on company time. Boss: How do you know which ones grew on company time? Wally: It's always hairs three and five.
Thursday September 13,
2018
Present Company Excluded
Tags Dilbert, carol, virtual, human, organic, cheated, present, excluded, problem
Transcript
Dilbert: I just spent three days using virtual reality with no human contact whatsoever. Now every time I interact with an organic human, I feel cheated. Carol: Present company excluded? Dilbert: Here's another problem I never have in virtual reality.
Saturday October 06,
2018
Spending The Company's Money
Tags Dilbert, price, high, ted, company, money, live, die, minute, sense
Transcript
Dilbert: This price is too high. Ted: Why do you care? You're spending the company's money, not your own. And the company doesn't care if you live or die. Dilbert: Give me a minutes to think of why that doesn't make sense. Ted: Take as long as you need.
Thursday November 29,
2018
Everyone Is Their Own Boss
Monday December 03,
2018
Company Cheer
Tags boss, business, employees, jobs, managers & supervisors, meetings, corporations
Transcript
Boss: Our new corporate owners want us to gather every morning to do the company cheer. Alice: I quit. Dilbert: I quit. Voice: I quit. Voice 2: I quit. Boss: That's not the company cheer. Dilbert: It is now.
Wednesday December 26,
2018
Boss Has A Vision For The Company
Tags managers & supervisors, obliviousness, office workers, sarcasm, listen
Transcript
Boss: And that's my vision for the company. Dilbert: All you did was list the projects we are already working on while making it sound like astrology. Boss: In my defense, I didn't think any of you were listening.


