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Winning The Nasa Contract

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Winning The Nasa Contract - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #aliens, #attack, #communication, #earth, #space, #nasa

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Boss: NASA has detected an alien probe heading for earth. We won the NASA contract to contact the aliens using a focused laser beam. Dilbert: Wouldn't that look to them like an attack? Boss: Maybe that's why do one else bid.

Contacting The Alien Probe

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Contacting The Alien Probe - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #aliens, #communication, #earth, #space, #technology

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Dilbert: We're ready to fire up our laser communication technology to contact the alien probe heading to Earth. Boss: Is the alien probe unmanned? Dilbert: It is now.

Hiring A Millennial

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Hiring A Millennial - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #employees, #office workers, #sarcasm, #smartphone, #generation, #millennial

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Boss: I hired a millennial who was raised by smartphones. He won't make eye contact, and we don't expect him to ever mate. Dilbert: Can he speak? Boss: Yes, but only with sarcasm.

Alice Won't Shake Hands

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Alice Won't Shake Hands - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #presentation, #germs

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the boss attempting a handshake: great job on the presentation. alice: i prefer to avoid contact with that festering germ colony you call a hand. the boss: okay. better safe than sorry. alice: and could you face backward when you talk to me?