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218 Results for Hire Entertainment
View 201 - 210 results for hire entertainment comic strips. Discover the best "Hire Entertainment" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday March 13,
2019
Headphone Claims
Tags #headphones, #false, #advertising, #help, #scientist, #boss, #Dilbert
Transcript
Dilbert: We're getting sued for claiming out headphones cure brain tumor and raise your IQ. Boss: We'll need to hire a scientist to back us on this. Dilbert: Where will we find a scientist willing to do that? Boss: Well, I wouldn't start with the rich ones.
Tuesday July 16,
2019
Phone Is More Interesting
Tags #cell phone, #criticism, #date, #dinner, #Entertainment, #men and women, #texting, #smartphone
Transcript
Tina: I just realized I enjoy using my phone more than I enjoy interacting with you. I mean, this thing is amazing, whereas you haven't found a way to entertain me all night. Dilbert: Maybe I'll grow on you. Tina: "Now he sounds like a tumor. LOl!"
Saturday October 05,
2019
Comic Like Dilbert
Tags #Entertainment, #Comic, #simulation, #life, #superior, #being
Transcript
dilbert: i'm freaking out because i just learned there's a comic strip called "dilbert" that is exactly like my life. and look - this is exactly what i did today. it's as if i'm a simulation created by a superior being. dogbert: uh-oh, he's on-to me.
Tuesday October 29,
2019
We Already Have A Carl
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #interview, #skills, #confuse, #employee, #names
Transcript
boss: i can't hire you because we already have an employee named carl. it would confuse people, and we don't need that. interviewee: what about my skills? boss: people with better names have skills too.
Wednesday October 30,
2019
Microaggressions
Tags #business, #office workers, #human resources, #micro aggressions, #hire, #engineer
Transcript
catbert: someone reported you to human resources for all of your micro aggressions dilbert: what would be an example of one? catbert: it doesn't matter dilbert: it feels as of to should matter catbert: this is why engineers never get hired for human resources
Monday November 18,
2019
Boss Helps
Tags #managers & supervisors, #project, #deadline, #interruption, #business, #new, #task, #priority
Transcript
boss: why isn't your project done yet? dilbert: because every time i walk past your office you give me three new tasks and tell men they are my highest priority. boss: i was hoping you didn't know why. dilbert: hire someone dumber next time.
Thursday March 19,
2020
Dogbert The Futurist
Tags #futurist, #predict, #hire, #industry, #time, #business, #hard, #work
Transcript
boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.
Saturday March 28,
2020
Ted Talks Creates A God
Tags #business, #technology, #mental, #midget, #ted talks, #binge-watching, #god, #dumb, #all knowing
Transcript
new hire: i must leave you mental midgets behind as i go start up my own company. i was once dumb like all of you. then i started binge-watching ted talks, and i evolved. dilbert: what are you now? new hire: some kind of god, i assume.
Tuesday March 31,
2020
The Secret To Managing
Tags #managers & supervisors, #business, #manager, #hire, #people, #smart, #steal, #success, #rumor, #job
Transcript
boss to catbert: the secret to being a great manager is hiring people who are smarter than you are. then you have to take credit for their successes so they don't take your job. i also find it helpful to start rumors that they steal.
Saturday June 06,
2020
Confident Wrong Guy
Tags #boss, #confidence, #employees, #insults, #obliviousness, #office workers, #sarcasm, #hire
Transcript
Boss: I hired a guy who is always wrong, yet he is inexplicably confident. Alice: Why? We already have one of you. Boss: I don't know what you meant by that. But I am confident it is wrong.