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Hiring A Millennial

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Hiring A Millennial - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #employees, #office workers, #sarcasm, #smartphone, #generation, #millennial

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Boss: I hired a millennial who was raised by smartphones. He won't make eye contact, and we don't expect him to ever mate. Dilbert: Can he speak? Boss: Yes, but only with sarcasm.

Press Release

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Press Release - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #Dilbert, #boss, #unethical, #scientists, #press, #question, #overkill

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Dilbert: The unethical scientist we hired to support our product claims started today. Boss: Write a press release that says whatever we want him to say and put his name on it. Dilbert: Should we show it to him? Boss: That feels like overkill.