office worker: hi, i'm ...
dilbert holding up stop hand: hold on. my facial recognition app has identified you and is now showing me your social media history.
office worker: uh-oh.
dilbert: it seems it would be unwise for me to touch your hand.
boss: the company is considering no longer requiring employees to wear i.d. badges.
asok yelling: yes! freedom!
dilbert: too too. hold... hold...
boss: ...in favor of permanent forehead tattoos.
dilbert: always wait for the second part.