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Wednesday January 06,
2016
Three Problems With Spreadsheet
Tags #spreadsheet, #criticism, #semantics, #error, #correction
Transcript
Boss: Did you see any errors on the spreadsheet I put together? Dilbert: Only three. Boss: What are they? Dilbert: Your data, your format, and your formulas.
Sunday January 03,
2016
Tags #meeting, #complaining, #problems, #salutation, #sincerity, #insincere, #questioning, #business
Transcript
Dilbert: Thanks for meeting me on short notice. How are you? Coworker: Well, actually, someone stole my identity and ruined my credit score. I couldn't refinance my loan and lost my house. So I ate myself into poor health. I stopped shaving for a month and ended up on the terrorist watchlist. My boss hates me and is trying to make me quit by giving me bad assignments. My car broke down and I haven't been hugged in a year. Dilbert: Okay, let's get started. Coworker: That's all the time I had.
Wednesday March 30,
2016
Bring Me Solutions
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #managers, #useless, #double standard, #guest artist, #donna oatney
Transcript
Boss: Don't bring me problems. Bring me solutions! Dilbert: That would make you more useless than you already are. Boss: I also need you to fill out your own performance evaluation.
Tuesday May 17,
2016
Boss Figures Out A System
Tags #management, #managing, #problems, #work, #workload, #solution, #problem-solving
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm bored. Boss: Here's some more work. Alice: I'm overwhelmed with work. Boss: Here's some more work. Boss: Managing was hard until I figured out a system.
Thursday July 14,
2016
Phone Better Than Human
Tags #technology, #distraction, #human, #conversation
Transcript
Alan: Everything went wrong for me this week. I have problems... all kinds of problems. Dilbert: For the zillionth time in a row, my phone is more fun than talking to a human.
Saturday July 23,
2016
Asok Is An Introvert
Tags #introversion, #introvert, #loneliness, #social situation
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.
Saturday August 20,
2016
Dilbert Is Barely Trying
Tags #jobs, #progress, #problems, #expectations
Transcript
Dogbert: I've notice that you go to work every day and yet the world is still a boiling cesspool of terribleness. It's as if you're not even trying. Dilbert: I gotta go. I'm late for doing nothing useful. Dogbert: I'm already forgetting your name.
Sunday August 28,
2016
Tags #scam, #death, #reincarnation, #con, #con artist, #ghost, #medical
Transcript
Dogbert: I'm starting a new business selling clothes to ghosts. My garments are made of the finest ectoplasm. Dilbert: Ghosts don't have money. Dogbert: They don't need money. I'm using a life insurance business model. If you pay me until you die, I will keep your ghost well-dressed for eternity. I also offer reincarnation services. Leave all of your stuff to me when you die and I'll give it back to you when I find the baby that got your soul. Dilbert: You'll be in trouble if your customers realize you're running a scam. Dogbert: If dead people start complaining, we've both got bigger problems than my scams.
Thursday September 08,
2016
Get Multiple Approvals
Tags #managers, #problems, #work, #frustration
Transcript
Boss: You need to get your capital budget approved by all of the department heads. We're in the middle of a reorg, so get approval from both the outgoing and the incoming managers. Dilbert: Someday I hope to solve a problem that is not caused by leadership. Boss: You'll never get that far.
Friday September 09,
2016
Ask The Other Director
Tags #reorganization, #logic, #managers, #solutions, #cheating
Transcript
Dilbert: I tried to get approval from the head of Marketing, but the reorg makes it impossible. The outgoing director says I need to ask the incoming directory, but that person hasn't been named. Boss: Bring me solutions, not problems. Dilbert: Forgery it is.