boss with laptop on video conference.
boss: um, wally. do you know your camera is on?
boss is shaken and yelling: wally!!! no!!! gaaa!!! i can't unsee it!
dilbert and wally in another room.
dilbert: how was your zoom call?
wally: i found a way to shorten it by an hour.
office worker: we need to think longer term about how all of these dynamics play out.
dilbert: sounds reasonable. what exactly were we doing before?
office worker: i can't speak for anyone else, but i was making random decisions and hoping i'd change jobs before anyone found out.