Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's corporate safety training. Don't touch anything, don't move around, and don't talk to anyone, ever! Thanks for coming.
Dilbert: That's the whole class?
Dogbert: Don't blame me for being good at summarizing.
dogbert: they say the best way to manage the coronavirus is to spread it to people you dislike. the happiness you get from that will boost your immune system.
dilbert: maybe i'll get medical advice from an actual doctor.
dogbert: they leave out the good stuff.