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372 Results for Tina
View 211 - 220 results for Tina comic strips. Discover the best "Tina" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday November 22,
2008
Tags date, perfect, low entertainment value, use our phones, surf the internet, call it a date, perfect woman
Transcript
Tina: This conversation has a low entertainment value. Let's just use our phones to surf the internet, and call it a date. Dilbert: I don't use the phrase "perfect woman" often... Tina: Shhh
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Friday September 19,
2008
Tags eat quieter, asthmatic rhinoceros, rampaging a cracker festival, prepare sluprer
Transcript
Tina says, "Wally, can you eat quieter?" Crunch crunch mmmph crunch gulp Tina says, "you sound like an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival." Mmmph erm crunch crunch Tina says, "GAAA!!! Not the beverage!" Wally says, "Prepare slurper! Boop!"
Wednesday September 17,
2008
Tags no right to opinion, conversation, convey useful info, bonding
Transcript
Tina says, "And then she acted as if I have no right to my opinion!" Dilbert says, "Is the point of this conversation to convey useful information, or just to make yourself feel better at my expense?" Tina says, "Maybe we're bonding." Dilbert says, "Maybe not."
Monday September 08,
2008
Tags Promotion, money for cake, grossly overpais, exacerbate, unfairness, high cholestrol
Transcript
Tina says, "Ted got promoted, so I'm collecting money for a cake." Dilbert says, "He'll be grossly overpaid compared to us. Buying him cake will exacerbate the unfairness." Tina says, "He has high cholesterol." Dilbert says, "Here's a dollar."
Tuesday May 20,
2008
Tags not attracted, long enough, fix things, tech support, use abilities, no action
Transcript
Tina: I'm not attracted to you, but I'd like to date you for one month. That should be long enough to resolve any tech support issues on my home computer, cell phone and home theater." Dilbert: Would there be any kissing? Tina: What kind of girl do you think I am?
Wednesday March 26,
2008
Tags late, twice late, forgot watch, emailed, flip it
Transcript
Tina: You're late, as always. Dilbert: You mean twice. If you include the time you forgot to set your watch back an hour. And this time when you e-mailed the wrong start time? Tina: Oh, look how you try and flip it around!"
Saturday March 22,
2008
Tags placebo, head, soul crushed, Catbert, slapped head, juice, berry juice
Transcript
Tina: I hear your soul was crushed and Catbert slapped off your dried-up head. Try this juice I've been selling on the side, it's made from actually berries. Spoit! Tina: Oh, crud. That was the placebo."
Monday March 17,
2008
Tags soul crushing negativity, humanity final chapter, darkness, anticipating
Transcript
Dilbert: That's my plan. Now I'd like to open the floor to your soul-crushing negativity. Jesus: You have written humanity's final chapter!" Tina: Darkness stalks us!" "I'll never know love!" Man: Anticipating it didn't help.
Saturday March 15,
2008
Tags asked question, contempt, coworkers, forgot answer, game plyer, large group, paranoid, suspicious
Transcript
Tina: Dilbert asked me a question in front of the entire group that I already answered last week. What kind of game is he playing?" Alice: Maybe he forgot your answer. Tina: That's crazy talk."
Thursday January 10,
2008
Tags aligns with priorities, budget, lying, priorities, questiong
Transcript
The Boss: Tina, put together a document showing how our budget aligns with out priorities. Tina: It doesn't. The Boss: Write it so it seems like it does. Tina: Isn't that lying? The Boss: I call it leadership by words.


