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Dogbert The Futurist

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Dogbert The Futurist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 19, 2020's comic on:


Tags #futurist, #predict, #hire, #industry, #time, #business, #hard, #work

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boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed. dogbert: you don't need to be here. you might want to enjoy the time you have left. office worker: what? dogbert: for the rest of you, i see hard work with no rewards.

Ted Talks Creates A God

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Ted Talks Creates A God - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #technology, #mental, #midget, #ted talks, #binge-watching, #god, #dumb, #all knowing

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new hire: i must leave you mental midgets behind as i go start up my own company. i was once dumb like all of you. then i started binge-watching ted talks, and i evolved. dilbert: what are you now? new hire: some kind of god, i assume.

The Secret To Managing

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The Secret To Managing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #managers & supervisors, #business, #manager, #hire, #people, #smart, #steal, #success, #rumor, #job

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boss to catbert: the secret to being a great manager is hiring people who are smarter than you are. then you have to take credit for their successes so they don't take your job. i also find it helpful to start rumors that they steal.

Begging The Universe For Trouble

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Begging The Universe For Trouble - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 26, 2020's comic on:


Tags #boss, #hygiene, #karma, #pandemic, #virus, #hoax, #germs, #superstitious

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Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you. CEO: Don't be so superstitious. That's not how anything works, you moron. Cough cough. Man: No, karma! Not me!

Confident Wrong Guy

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Confident Wrong Guy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 06, 2020's comic on:


Tags #boss, #confidence, #employees, #insults, #obliviousness, #office workers, #sarcasm, #hire

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Boss: I hired a guy who is always wrong, yet he is inexplicably confident. Alice: Why? We already have one of you. Boss: I don't know what you meant by that. But I am confident it is wrong.

Shocking Fake Video

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Shocking Fake Video - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #insults, #obliviousness, #videos, #conspiracy

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Boss: Did you see the shocking claims in the video I emailed to you? Dilbert: Yes. The video is so obviously fake that only a raging moron would think any of it is true. Boss: I think it's all true. Dilbert: Welp, that's one data point in my favor.