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219 Results for Inexperienced Intern
View 211 - 219 results for inexperienced intern comic strips. Discover the best "Inexperienced Intern" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 04,
2015
El Gato Leadership
Tags #kissing up, #brown nosing, #delegate, #wisdom, #idiocy, #leadership
Transcript
CEO: Remember, intern, you can't spell delegate without some of the letters of "El Gato." Asok: Your saying is ridiculous and yet I find it compelling because it came from a leader. CEO: No, it is I who have learned the most from your ignorance. Asok: That is so wise!
Friday November 04,
2016
Asok Approves
Tags #desperate, #desperation, #intern, #subordinate, #value, #importance
Transcript
Asok: I hear you need everyone's buy-in to proceed with your project. Dilbert: Everyone except you. No one cares what interns think. Asok: May I please approve it so I feel alive? Dilbert: Well... okay. But you owe me one.
Sunday June 11,
2017
Tags #failure, #power, #interns, #roadblock
Transcript
Boss: You'll need to get buy-in from the other departments. Asok: You have given me an impossible task. I am only an intern. No one will agree to anything I ask because I have no power to hurt them. Most department heads won't even schedule a meeting with me. And if they do, they will end up canceling it at the last minute and rescheduling. There is literally no way for me to succeed at this task. Boss: I also need you to ask them to fund your project out of their budgets.
Saturday October 28,
2017
Robot Is Not A Droid
Wednesday November 07,
2018
Tons Of Experience
Tags #boss, #business, #employment, #interviews, #lying, #managers & supervisors, #experience
Transcript
Boss: We only hire people who have experience. Man: How can I get experience if no one wants to hire inexperienced people? Boss: We do hire liars. Man: Oh, good. I have tons of experience.
Tuesday April 30,
2019
Welcome Baskets
Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #racism, #new employee
Transcript
alice, the boss and ask at table. the boss: i need a volunteer to assemble welcome baskets for our new hires. alice: i recommend ask the intern because obviously, it would be sexist to ask a women to do it. the boss: good point. ask, the project is yours. ted thinking: racist.
Thursday August 29,
2019
The Inexperienced Employee.
Tags #Advice, #criticism, #employees, #insults, #office workers
Transcript
Man: Let me tell you how to do your job. You need to get all the vendors in the same room and insult them until they offer you discounts. Dilbert: That sounds super dumb. Man: That's what they said to Galileo old man.
Friday August 30,
2019
No One Is Taking Advice
Tags #Advice, #confidence, #employees, #jobs, #office workers, #youth
Transcript
Man: I keep telling people how to do their jobs, but no one takes my advice. Wally: Maybe that's because you are so inexperienced that you don't realize how bad your advice is. That's ridiculous. How could I be so wrong and yet feel so confident? Wally: I miss being young.