dilbert: i engineered a totally safe design for nuclear power plants.
ceo: how sure are you that it is safe?
dilbert: one hundred percent.
ceo: just keep it away from my town.
dilbert: maybe it wasn't an engineering problem after all.
office worker: your so-called "safe" nuclear power invention will never work.
dilbert: it already works. i'm charging my phone with it.
office worker: i mean, it will never be economical.
dilbert: it can power a small city for a dollar per day.
office worker: pffft. i'll bet it ends up costing triple that.