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View 221 - 230 results for CEO comic strips. Discover the best "Ceo" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 16,
2008
Tags management, moral compass broken, nun, ceo, scientist, burning building, bidding war, science
Transcript
Catbert says, "I can't put you on the management fast track until I confirm that your moral compass is broken." Catbert says, "A nun, a CEO and a scientist are in a burning building. You can only save one of them. Which one do you save?" Dilbert says, "Is there time for a bidding war?" Catbert says, "Oh, you're good."
Tuesday July 22,
2008
Tags ceo, thrown out window, press charges, security, gunning for job, hire for yacht, policeman
Transcript
Dilbert says, "My CEO threw me through a fifth-floor window. I'd like to press charges." A policeman says, "Your CEO? Do you think he would hire me to do security on his yacht?" Dilbert says, "No." The policeman says, "Would he hire me if I club you with this stick-thing?" Dilbert says, "Maybe."
Friday July 25,
2008
Tags ceo, escape justice, support group, thrown out wondow, injured, casts, bandages
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I need to find a support group for people who have my same problem." Dilbert says, "Type 'thrown out of a fifth floor window by a CEO who will escape justice.'" A man says, "look who doesn't have a broken leg. Do you think you're better than us?"
Saturday July 26,
2008
Tags deliver papaers, ceo, served him, bob, double faulting
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Did you deliver those legal papers to my CEO?" Bob says, "No, I served him." Dilbert says, "It means the same thing." Bob says, "How could it?" Dilbert says, "No, really, it does." Bob says, "Now I feel bad about double faulting."
Monday October 13,
2008
Tags dogcart the ceo, salary, 400x more, admit your selfish, money
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "My salary is 400 times more than yours." Dogbert says, "My goal is to jack that up to 410, maybe 420." A woman says, "I hate you for this." Dogbert says, "So you admit you're selfish?"
Tuesday October 14,
2008
Tags dogcart the ceo, 420 times, smarter, system is flawed, contradicting your boss
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I earn 420 times what you make. That means I'm 420 times smarter." A man says, "Actually, it means the system is deeply flawed." Dogbert says, "If you were 420 times smarter, you wouldn't be contradicting your boss right now."
Wednesday October 15,
2008
Tags dogcart the ceo, investors, bought helicopter, birds off building, parking lot, beaks and feathers
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO The Boss says, "Our investors are not happy that you bought a helicopter." The Boss says, "Or that you only use it to keep birds off the building." The Boss says, "Or that the parking lot is filling up with beaks and feathers." Dogbert says, "I can't please everyone."
Thursday October 16,
2008
Tags dogcart the ceo, start rumors, spread lies, stock pop up, stock options, steal, before computers
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert thinks, "Start some rumors, spread some lies..." Dogbert says, "Wait for the stock to pop up... exercise my stock options... bang!" Dogbert thinks, "How did people steal before computers?"
Friday October 17,
2008
Tags stepping down, ceo, money stolen, hellhole, huge bag of cash, helicopter, writes book, buy book
Transcript
Dogbert says, "I am stepping down as CEO so I can spend more time with this money I stole from this hellhole." Dogbert says, "I need you and you to carry huge bags of cash to my helicopter." Wally says, "The worst part is that if he ever writes a book, I'll probably buy it."
Friday October 31,
2008
Tags thank ceo, meeting, wearing costumes, unreliable, moved your cheese, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "I'd like to thank our CEO for coming to our meeting." Dilbert says, "You said everyone would be wearing costumes today." Wally says, "I'm unreliable." Dilbert says, "I kind of hate you now." Wally says, "Geez, who moved your cheese?"

